Michelle Obama
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A List of Things I’m Qualified to Critique, Since Apparently You’re Only Allowed to Critique Something if You’re an Expert Now
On Monday morning, the National Portrait Gallery unveiled its official portraits of Barack and Michelle Obama. I thought they were nice and cool and sleek and shit, but some others did not. But, then, some people were mad at the people who did not, like, “You can’t critique art if you’re not an expert on…
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Michelle Obama Finally Reveals What Was in That Tiffany & Co. Box Melania Trump Gave Her on Inauguration Day
Turns out that Ellen DeGeneres solves mysteries part time. The talk show host got forever first lady Michelle Obama to dish on the mysterious gift that Melania Trump brought with her during the administration switch on Inauguration Day. In her first TV interview since leaving the White House, Obama showed up as radiant and charismatic…
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Michelle Obama to Appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for Star’s 60th Birthday
We all know that a lot of good things happen on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and for the star’s latest act of bringing awesomeness to us, forever first lady Michelle Obama will be making an appearance on the show for her first TV interview since leaving the White House. According to The Hill, Aunt Shellie…
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Michelle Obama’s 53-Year-Old Beach Body Is #Goals
The color white looks great on black skin, and former first lady Michelle Obama more than proved the point by recently stepping out, dressed in all white and MILFing like a mug stunting like an alluring angel in her beach ensemble. The 53-year-old mother of two put many of us to shame as she and…
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Top 10 Moments Black People Won in 2017
2017 has been, how do I put this succinctly, a fucking shit year. From the plagues of biblical proportions that this administration keeps trying to drop on us to the fact that Mother Nature is sick of the bullshit and has been trying to finally kill us all via hurricane, 2017 has not been skimpy…