Trump Asked Mexican President to Stop Saying He Wouldn’t Pay for the Wall so He Could Keep Lying About Mexico Paying for the Wall

President Shitty von Douche Face campaigned on a wall. He didn’t literally stand on a wall while campaigning, but he claimed that if he was elected, real Americans (read: white Americans) could sleep safe at night because the “bad hombres” would be behind the wall, and the most glorious part of all was that Mexico was…

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Just Handed Donald Trump His Ass in a Taco Bowl and It Is Hilarity

The former president of Mexico, Vicente “I Ain’t Paying for No Fucken Wall” Fox, recently recorded a little note for President Donald Trump. Fox begins his chat with Trump by calling him “the current president of the Electoral College of the United States.” And it just gets better from there.