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Karens Gonna Karen: Donald Trump Is Suing CNN For $475 Million For Defamation
The lawsuit addresses the network calling the former president "racist" and an "insurrectionist."
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NY A.G. Letitia James Files Civil Fraud Lawsuit Against Trump and His Children
The New York Attorney General seeks to bar the former president from high positions in New York and require payment of a $250 million fine.
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Why Donald Trump Is The Most Dangerous Karen Of Them All
The former president, or the Head Karen in Charge, didn't create racism but he popularized the hell out of it.
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Trump or Florida Man’s Private Jet Makes Emergency Landing in New Orleans
Yes, that Florida man (had engine trouble mid-flight this weekend.
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‘We Killed Herman Cain’: New Book Explains How Trump Team’s Botched Tulsa Rally
Turns out that Trump's Tulsa campaign rally to drum up support for a second term was really a COVID-19 hotspot.
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Former White House Press Secretary, Who Never Gave a Press Briefing, Suddenly Has a Lot to Say
Stephanie Grisham served as Trump’s press secretary for 9 months before being fired in April 2020.
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Trump Interrupts Mar-a-Lago Wedding to Ramble About Losing the Election
Imagine it’s your big day and the unemployed, former White House squatter grabs the microphone and starts rambling about some stuff that no one cares about, well maybe those at Mar-a-Lago give a shit because they are having a wedding in that shithole. “I’ve been watching the news and they’re telling me about the border,…
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World Health Organization Says It Is 'Unrealistic' to Expect Pandemic to Be Over by This Year
As we approach the anniversary of the day the World Health Organization officially declared the COVID-19 pandemic (which happened on March 11, to be exact), the organization is cautioning that 2021 is unlikely to mark the end of the virus that has claimed millions of lives around the globe. According to the Associated Press, director…
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Mitch McConnell Says He'd 'Absolutely' Support Another Trump Presidency Despite Trump Calling Him a 'Political Hack'
That’s it: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell shall henceforth be known by the name Trump’s-Lil’-Bitch McConnell. That’s all you can call him after ex-President Donald Trump referred to McConnell as “a dour, sullen, and unsmiling political hack,” and the Kentucky senator and senior citizen Yertle the Turtle cosplayer responded by telling Fox Snooze’s Bret Baier,…
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GTFOH Trump Watch: The End Is Near
Apparently, in between stealing whatever isn’t nailed down in the White House and helping Melania pack for a long stay with her boyfriend, Trump is planning on issuing 100 pardons, and as long as he pardons himself out of America’s house, I don’t give a fuck. Oh, and he’s still looking at being impeached because…