masturbation
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Arizona GOP Candidate Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Front of A Preschool
The Maricopa County candidate who vowed to protect children from “baby killing leftists” was allegedly caught with his pants down near a local preschool.
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Deshaun Watson Sued By 24th Texas Massage Therapist
Meanwhile, his lawyer apologizes for comment on “happy endings”
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You're Working From Home, Stressed, and Want to Defeat the Coronavirus? Masturbate!
In just the past 24 hours, the NBA suspended its season, the NCAA suspended most conference tournaments (and, by the time you read this, might have already postponed the NCAA tournament), countless schools and universities have shuttered their campuses, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson revealed that they have the coronavirus, and we were collectively reminded,…
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Why Masturbation Is Good for You and Your Partners, Too
Ladies, when is the last time you had a really intense orgasm, and was it one you gave to yourself? Fellas, how often do you rub one out? Is it once or twice a week, or once or twice a day? I know when we were younger, the adults around us tried to discourage us…
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Brett Talley, Louis C.K., The Root 100 and the Whitest Week Ever
This week, while scrolling through Twitter, I ran across a video of author, explainer of blackness, and one of my picks to send in our delegation when the aliens arrive and ask black America to “take us to your leader,” Ta-Nehisi Coates. Coates was speaking at a high school when a student asked him to…
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O.J. Simpson’s Parole Is Not in Jeopardy Because He Let Loose the Juice in His Prison Cell
A rumor spread across the internet and social media Wednesday that O.J. Simpson could miss out on the possibility of parole because he had been caught by a female corrections officer masturbating in his cell. People were amused by the fact that something as seemingly innocuous as relieving his sexual urges into a sock (or…