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Harvard Study Finds Trump Is Responsible for Spreading Misinformation About Mail-in Voting, Not Social Media
Since it became clear that the president was losing in the polling and that a global pandemic was pushing more and more folks towards mail-in voting, President Trump and his merry band of Trumpesticles have consistently claimed that mail-in voting is open to massive fraud. Well, a working paper from Harvard’s Berkman Klein Center for…
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Trump Continues to Lie About COVID-19, Claims It Isn’t a Risk for Young People
There are only two kinds of people in the world: Those of us who follow uncompromised science and fucking idiots. I don’t blame those who follow the political stylings of President Trump. (Who am I kidding? Of course, I blame all of y’all shit bags for following this ghoul.) But I must admit that I’m…
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Trump Is So Jealous of Dr. Anthony Fauci That He Lied About Throwing Out the Yankees' First Pitch
Inviting Dr. Anthony Fauci to throw out the first pitch to start the Major League Baseball season was a totally “fuck you” to the president. Dr. Fauci hasn’t just been the thorn in the side of the Trump administration’s COVID-19 response; he’s been the only adult voice advocating for common sense since the beginning. This…
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Trump Wants Us to Believe No One Told Him Russia Offered Bounties for Killing U.S. Troops in Afghanistan. Have I Told You That Trump Is a Liar?
President Donald Trump would like America to believe that U.S. intelligence learned that a bounty had been placed on the heads of American troops in Afghanistan and no one told him. No one sent him a strongly worded email. No one mimed it to him. No one called him on his house phone. No one…
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NYPD's Shake Shack 'Incident' Was a Whole-Ass Lie
Last week, the New York Police Department drew the ire of the internet after some officers claimed that a Shake Shack had poisoned the shakes some officers ordered. Rather predictably, it turned out to be a whole-ass lie. Vanity Fair reports that a sergeant in the NYPD saw an opportunity after three officers told them…
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This Week in More Lies From the President: You Know Who’s to Blame for Scottie Pippen’s Horrible Contract? Governors and Obama!
Once again President Carole “That Bitch” Baskin is continuing to blame everything coronavirus related on governors and the Obama administration. According to the president, who has been thoroughly fact-checked by the Associated Press, shortages in coronavirus testing are the fault of governors and the Obama administration, while somehow all of the “relatively low death rates…
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It’s Time for America to Do the Right Thing and Quarantine Trump’s Press Conferences
On Sunday, the president of people who didn’t wash their hands before the coronavirus and probably still don’t held a rally disguised as a press conference in which he rated questions on a scale of nice and ugly, berated a reporter for quoting him and continued to lie to the American public about what he…
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#NotExistingWhileBlack: The Alarming Trend of White People Calling the Cops on Black People Who Don’t Exist
Jussie Smollett was a trailblazer. While most people consider Smollett’s alleged harebrained hate crime hoax a crime against the good, white taxpayers of Chicago, he should actually be applauded for breaking into a lucrative industry that is dominated by Caucasian competitors. Aided by the trusty injustice exposure tool called Google Alerts (wielded correctly, it can…
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The White House Even Lies About the Weather, Tweets Photo of ‘First Snow’ on 70 Degree Day
The White House is so out of touch with reality that on one of the hottest days in January history, the White House shared a photo declaring the first snow of the year. “First snow of the year!” read the photo’s caption, which showed the White House in the background and snow pouring down. The…
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Trump Claims That Nick Cannon Is a Really Good Rapper and 15,413 Other Lies He’s Told Since Taking Office
In the past 1,055 days, Trump has claimed that pumpkin pie is better than sweet potato pie, noted that he’s seen all volumes of Hidden Colors and that Byron Allen is a funny comedian. All lies. Undebatable lies. At this point, we’d make out better by keeping a counter of true claims the president has…
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