love and hip-hop: new york
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 512 Recap: Say Yes Ma'am!
Ladies and gents, we have now seen Rich Dollaz walk into a NYC public bathroom twice in the past four weeks. I’m one incident away from starting a Change.Org petition. Let me not get ahead of myself. The episode kicked off with the trials and tribulations of Yandy and MysticSoda(s). Yandy is understandably still very…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 511 Recap: Why Is Charlie Murphy Here?
This week’s episode, if nothing else, taught me what kind of relationships Keyshia Cole wails about on her songs. Can anyone reason with me as to why it would be a good idea for Mynameismyname* to pretend that his child with Yandy is in the hospital? He mumbled something about his hustle being just as…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 510 Recap: #CreepSquad
Guys, someone save Cyn from the sociopathic clutches of Cisco. I am so serious. She deserves so much better than this. Why can’t she find a good man or woman to give her a burrito bowl? Can we start a PSA for her plight? My apologies for the delay, there was a chicken shortage and…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 509 Recap: Spoke When Spoken To
Apparently we’ve reached the maximum threshold for a character on a Mona Scott show to be presented as reasonable within a season arc, because Yandy Smith was mainlining haterade. Yandy was suspicious of a woman named Remy that Myanmar had hired to be an assistant of his management company – to which I ask, who…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 508 Recap: The Baby Mamas Dramas
Happy Hump Day everyone! I know, this recap is about as timely as Cisco’s half-baked apologies – but you guys love me anyway. So let’s skip over the part where I tell you “what had happened was…” and get right to it. Let me start off by saying that Yandy has the worst support group…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 507 Recap: Dear Grandma
In case your soul wasn’t fully extinguished by the Seahawks’ loss this past Sunday, we spent our Groundhog Day watching our favorite E-list negroes continue to make the same poor decisions. We start off the episode in some grass-lined rooftop in Kingsbridge, where DJ Kay Slay is “working” with a new “artist” named Jhonni Blaze.…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 506 Recap: All My Baby Mamas
Happy Tuesday everybody. I write to you from the confines of my cozy Brooklyn apartment because meteorologists were about as accurate about snowfall as men who claim their height to be 5’9 – which means I was able to do a deep dive into our favorite stories. So, Amina had herself a beautiful baby boy…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 505 Recap: Half On A Baby
Happy Belated MLK Day everyone. I hope you guys capped off a weekend chock full of ill-advised party flyers with condemning Peter Gunz to the ninth circle of hell. And if your company didn’t give you the day off…well, they’re racist. We begin yesterday’s fairly mediocre episode with watching Peter Gunz get on the fast…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 503 Recap: Running Around Like Loose Chickens
Happy New Years, ladies and gents. Mona decided to give our weary spirits a week off from the trials and tribulations of the Young and the Couthless, but we have now returned – and fortunately for the rest of us, the cast of Love and Hip Hop NY have not adhered to the “New Year…