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The Definitive List Of The 10 Most Under-Appreciated Black People
10. Condoleezza Rice Ok. So maybe she was a part of an administration that fabricated reasons to start a war, bankrupt the entire country, and stole the election. But, who didn’t have a shitty year or two? Shit, in 2001 many of us purchased entire IceBerg jean suits and wore them outside like four times, so we should…
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The Definitive List Of The 10 Least Likable Black People
Watching Yung Berg on Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood last night reminded me of how historically unlikable he is. Which made me wonder where he’d rank on a list of the least likable Black people, which then made me wonder who else would be on the list. 10. Wendy Williams Has made a career out of…
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The Definitive List Of The 25 Best Booties Of All-Time
25. Everyone in Raekwon’s “Ice Cream” video 24. BernNadette Stanis 23. Jennifer Lopez 22. Tamron Hall 21. Your auntie on your mom’s side, whose gravity-defying, thicker than two-day-old grits ass is the reason why your Nana use to carry a .22 20. Phyllis Yvonne Stickney 19. Michelle Obama 18. Florence Griffin-Joyner 17. Kenya Moore 16. Melanie Martin 15.…
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7 Other Things The NFL Is Probably Lying About
I think we can all agree that the NFL is either the Illuminati or governed by an inept group of individuals who don’t know their johnsons from a stalk of lentils. And since the NFL is more popular than ever and making money hand over fist, I’m going with the former. Given this “fact”, its…
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10 Things I Learned From My Labor Day Spelunking Adventure
I went spelunking on Labor Day with my wife and several others for a friend’s birthday. Here’s what I learned. 1. Fuck spelunking 2. No, seriously. Fuck spelunking. 3. I don’t think you understand. Take all the fucks in the world. The fucks you used to give about Ashanti. The fucks you give now about…
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5 Unauthorized Behind The Scenes Movies I'd Like To See
On Monday night, Lifetime finally debuted their unauthorized Saved By The Bell story largely based on the tell-all book by Dustin Diamond who played Samuel “Screech” Powers on the show. Terrible casting aside (Zach was horribly miscast and AC Slater was just confusing) the movie was at least interesting. It showed some of the beefs…
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Five Things Hackers Need To Do Instead Of Hacking Celebrity Nude Pictures
I’m sure you’ve heard by now of the hacker who managed to find and leak nude pictures of dozens of celebrities over the weekend, including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton. I won’t provide links to these images because 1) It’s really fucked up and 2) I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, but they do exist and…
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10 Ridiculous Rap Names From The Era We All Love
Over this past weekend, I found myself in the unenviable position of having to defend a rapper that I truly couldn’t care less about. And who would that rapper be? Bobby Shmurda. And how did I end up having to defend he of “Shmoney Dance” fame? Well, while at a bar a conversation about current…
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Why 2014 Is The Best Year For Light-Skinned Black Men Ever
After a 20 year dip in popularity and social capital — spearheaded by Nino Brown’s now infamous shanking of Christopher Williams’ delicate light-skinned hands in New Jack City — 2008 seemed poised to be the peak of the light-skinned Black man resurgence. Obama won the White House. Cory Booker and Deval Patrick seemed like heir apparents.…
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