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10 Things I'd Want To Do Before Getting Raided By The Police And Hauled Off To Jail
It’s entirely possible that you’ve heard this story out of Jacksonville, Florida – because of course its out of Florida – where the police were attempting to take 34-year-old Ryan Bautista into custody on numerous warrants. Except he refused to come out of the mobile home where he and his girlfriend, 30-year-old Leanne Hunn, were…
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Hood And Bodega Snacks, Ranked
As someone who grew up in Harlem in the 90s, a very large part of my life is defined by the following: 1. Dipset Mixtapes 2. Sneaking top quality snacks from the bodega into a Magic Johnson movie theater, because fuck those inflated ass prices. 3. That horrible time when everyone’s auntie was reading their…
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Top Fitness Apps That Can Technically Transform Your Health
Nearly one-third of U.S. smartphone owners download apps from the fitness and health category. So if you’re looking to use your smartphone to shape up, then you’ll be glad to know that I’ve tracked down the best fitness apps to help you stay on track. They are all totally worth your time and your storage…
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The 10 Blackest Moments Of 2015 (…So Far, At Least)
Two thoughts came to mind while watching Trevor Noah interview Kevin Hart during his Daily Show debut Monday night: 1. I feel somewhat unqualified to critique Noah’s performance. Mainly because I never was a huge fan of the Daily Show. I didn’t dislike it at all. It just was never must-see-TV for me. If it’s after…
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The Weirdest Shit That'll Happen To You While You Have A Pregnant-Ass Wife, Ranked
4. You will gain weight In the last 72 hours I’ve had pancakes four times. And not just a single pancake, but pancake feasts with steak tips and crab cakes and omelettes and milkshakes and entire half gallons of cranberry juice and shit. Now, I’ve always been a big eater. Actually, “big eater” is misleading. I’ve…
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10 Things President Obama Has NOT Been Accused of Being…Yet
It’s a day during a week during a year, which means we were overdue for another fun round of “President Obama is a Muslim”; the game which is basically the conservative’s version of spades. I actually wouldn’t even be surprised if some of them had regular “President Obama is a Muslim” game nights and potlucks,…
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20 Names For "Cuffing Season" Much More Appropriate And Practical Than "Cuffing Season"
It’s kinda, sorta fall now. Which means it’s “Cuffing Season.” Which means it’s time for all the summer singles to scramble for brunch partners, bedsheet warmers, and people whose “Hey” texts you see but don’t click on for hours because you don’t want them to get a read receipt. Thing is, considering how the post-summer/pre-spring dating world actually…
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