lawsuit
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The President's Former Lawyer, Michael Cohen, Wants His Coins, Sues Trump Organization for $1.9 Million in Legal Fees
The president’s former fixer, Michael Cohen, wants all his bread, all his cheddar, and all his mozzarella so he can make a cheese sandwich before he heads off to the pokey. According to the president’s favorite newspaper, The New York Times, Cohen filed a lawsuit on Thursday against the Trump Organization, accusing them of breaking…
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Black Mom Singlehandedly Breaks Up Confederate Group in South Carolina
Hate groups emboldened by the presence of the first candy peanut to tie its own shoes in the White House should be warned: Black Americans tend to have black moms. And black moms tend to get what they want. Circuit court judge Judge Alex Kinlaw Jr. found in favor of a black mother in South…
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Covington Catholic MAGA Hat Teen Who Helped Terrorize Native American Activist Is Suing the Washington Post
Nothing says white privilege like being a self-satisfied asshole wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat and impeding the path of a Native American activist; and then, when called out on said assholishness, suing the billionaire owner of the Washington Post (when every damn paper in America wrote about that story) for $250 million. But,…
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The NFL Needs to Get Behind Its Blockers and Run Colin Kaepernick His Check
The NFL needs to stop playing. They need to stop acting like there wasn’t a major effort to keep former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick out of the league. There was and there still is. The NFL didn’t just collude to keep Kaepernick off the field, they are the collusionist colluders in all of Collusionville.…
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Black Grad Student Accused of Stealing His Own Car and Beaten by Police Gets $1.25 Million Settlement
The police tackled him for “stealing” a car that was his—now they may have to run him his money for the trouble to the tune of over a million dollars. In 2015, police pulled over then-doctoral candidate Lawrence Crosby after an incorrigibly nosy and probably racist woman saw him fixing what turned out to be…
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Not So Sweet Fantasy: Mariah Carey's Former Assistant Claims She Was Held Down and Peed on at Work
The ongoing legal battle between Mariah Carey and her former assistant, Lianna Shakhnazaryan, has gotten exponentially messier. As in, strap yourself in and have a napkin (or three) to wipe your brow-type messy. We’ll warn you now: allegedly, there’s pee involved. Earlier this week, Carey sued Shakhnazaryan, also known as Lianna Azarian, for breach of…
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'She's Black. I Hate That': Dance Coach Told Student Her Skin Was 'Too Dark,' Suit Claims
Before reading this any further, allow me to inform you that this is not one of those cases that can be whitesplained away by people who purchase their motor oil and clothing from the same place. It wasn’t a “simple misunderstanding.” These people were not “set in their ways.” These were old-school, “we don’t like…
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Oh, Na-Na, What’s Her Name: Rihanna Sues Her Father Over Unauthorized Solicitation
Rihanna is poppin’. With Fenty Beauty and Savage x Fenty thriving, as well as the high anticipation for new music, everyone wants a piece of Ms. Robyn Fenty. However, one such person is allegedly doing so through illegal means. And it’s her own father. According to TMZ, Ronald Fenty apparently implemented a talent development company…
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Candace Owens Came for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Quickly Realized She Wasn't Ready
Candace Owens is unremarkable. In fact, she’s known for being the fourth-most famous black woman who supports President Trump. As it stands, that list includes such mega famous stars as: 1. Diamond 2. Silk 3. Omarosa Manigault Foster Johnson Livingstone Williams Sonoma and then…. 4. Candace Owens If Candace Owens was wearing an “I’m Candace…
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Tekashi 6ix9ine Will Show Up in Your Hood but Not to His Show: Sued Over Canceled Performance
Embattled Muppet Baby 6ix9ine is getting some new additions to his growing list of legal issues—this time for canceling a performance a half hour before it was to begin, probably to go do hoodrat shit with his friends. According to TMZ, promoters who booked 6ix9ine for an unofficial Howard homecoming event in October are asking…