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A Prayer For Parents Who Let Their Kids Wear Shorts To School When It’s Cold Outside
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Down By The Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads: Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, I…
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Gilbert Arenas Made Millions Not to Play Ball, Now Says Can’t Afford Kids' School
In 2014, Gilbert Arenas laughed at the notion that he should feel bad for cashing large NBA checks when he wasn’t playing for a team. Fast-forward to 2016: The last check of Arenas’ horrible $111 million contract with the Washington Wizards is set to be paid—on Oct. 31, to be exact—and Arenas is now claiming…
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I Don't Want Kids, But I Do Want You To Stop Asking Me Why I Don't Have Kids
Apparently, I’m a do nothin’ bitch because I’m pushing 35 and haven’t fulfilled my womanly obligation to have kids. That’s right, I have zero desire to populate the earth, and it seems at least 68% of the people I know have an issue with this. Sadly, a portion of this demographic includes individuals who share…
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Dear People Without Children On Facebook…
Can I talk my shit? I think I can talk my shit. I’m gon’ talk my shit. It’s August in America, which means that for a significant number of people, it is around the time that their children – those sometimes tiny, bite sized creatures who don’t know much of shit but swear they do…