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US Ambassador Nikki Haley Threatens UN Members Not to Vote Against the US and No One Cares
I don’t know what it means when the United Nations doesn’t fuck with you, but this is the America we live in. The United Nations General Assembly voted overwhelmingly Thursday to condemn President Donald Trump’s rushed decision to claim that Jerusalem is now the capital of Israel and that he was moving the U.S. Embassy…
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Denture-Gate: President Thick Tooth of the United ‘Shaehs’ Slurs Speech, and Hilarity Ensues
It was set up to be a big speech, and as President Two Macs von NoFries was ending his announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, he began slurring his speech. And before you get all “Hey, he might have been having a stroke; have you seen how bad he eats?” on me, I…
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Trump Writes Summer-Camp Goodbye in Holocaust-Museum Guestbook
It’s one thing for President Donald Trump to be an American embarrassment. For better or worse, he is the crazed uncle who stays in the basement at Grandma’s house. He’s the American family’s shame. So Trump’s first visit overseas as president is making all of America look bad, and if you ever wondered why the…