her first name is nikki but her name ain’t nicole

Nikki Haley was the White House Nicki Minaj. I learned last Thursday that Nicki Minaj’s real first name is not Nicole. It’s actually Onika. Nikki Haley’s real first name also isn’t Nicole, either; it’s actually Nimrata. On Tuesday, the president announced to widespread panic and utter shock to absolutely no one that Nimrata “Nikki” Haley,…