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When Tucker Carlson Started Taking Coronavirus Seriously, Guess Who Followed Suit?
The first case of coronavirus was diagnosed in the U.S. on January 21, but the president knew that this was definitely something to keep an eye on at the end of December 2019. That’s when Wuhan, China, the reported epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak, had been investigating an “outbreak of respiratory illness in the central…
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Trump Trying to Paint Biden as Mentally Unstable Is the Pot Calling the Kettle an Idiot
In today’s “pot-meet-kettle” news, President Donald Trump would like all of America to know that Democratic front-runner Joe Biden—wait for it—may lack the mental capacity to be president. According to Politico, Trump stood before about 500 Republican donors at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Friday to stress his concern that Biden may not have the mental…
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Watch: Fox News Contributor Donna Brazile Tells RNC Chairwoman to ‘Go to Hell’ Live on the Air
Former interim Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile is a black woman. Yes, she is a black woman that works for Fox News but that doesn’t mean that Brazile doesn’t put her bonnet on one side at a time like the rest of black women. Well, some of Brazile’s edges came through Tuesday when she…
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Big Ole Freak: Apparently, Fox News’ Brit Hume Is Into Some Kinky ‘Sexy Vixen Vinyl’ Cosplay
Fox News’ Brit Hume is a right-wing pundit masquerading as a newsman, and when he’s not pushing conspiracy theories on Trump’s favorite news station, he or his wife are busy dressing up in “sexy vixen vinyl” before turning on the weather channel, lighting some raisin-and-potato-salad-scented candles and getting down into some dirty basic white people…
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Trump Isn’t Going to Like This: Fox News Poll Projects Him Losing to Sanders, Bloomberg and…Robinette?
Fox News, the president’s personal YouTube page, conducted a poll that they released Thursday, and buried way down in the results is that should Trump face Independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, evil billionaire Mike Bloomberg, or Joseph Robinette Biden, he’d lose to all of them. Wayaminit, hol up. How long has Joe Biden’s middle name…
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When Foxes Attack: Watch Fox News Anchor Christopher Wallace Destroy Pro-Trump Pundit
Every now again miraculous things happen: It snows in Florida, I use my wife’s car and it has gas in it, and a Fox News anchor goes Hamilton on another Fox News anchor. I know, I know. While the other two events seem reasonable, the last is just insane. On Monday, Christopher Wallace channeled his…
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What Geraldo Rivera Left in Al Capone’s Vault
In April of 1986, Geraldo Rivera hosted a two-hour live exclusive called, sadly, The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults, which was hyped up as an unveiling of whatever secrets the former mob boss left behind. Some 30 million people tuned in to watch what everyone believed was going to be a bounty of riches. After…
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If a Loser Racist Goes on Fox News and Calls You a Loser Racist, Does It Make a Sound?
Trump’s favorite ingrown toenail, Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, took shots at former quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who’s currently being whiteballed by the NFL, and Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, because that’s what Lindsey Graham does. Over the weekend, Kaepernick tweeted that Trump’s attack on one of Iran’s top military officers, Qassem Soleimani, was nothing new since America…
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Trump Big Mad at Girlfriend Fox News for Cheating on Him
The public fuss-fight between President Trump and his personal YouTube channel Fox News took another turn Sunday when the leader of the free world tweeted that he knows that they’re cheating on him and he’s tired of it. “Don’t get why @FoxNews puts losers on like @RepSwalwell (who got ZERO as presidential candidate before quitting),…
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Donald Trump’s All in His Feelings as Fox News Poll Finds Majority of Americans Want Him Impeached and Out of Office
Donald Trump was apparently feeling some kind of way Thursday after his “friends” over at Fox News released new polling showing most of the country definitely want him to be impeached. In fact, the Fox News poll released Wednesday showed that 51 percent of Americans not only want Trump to be impeached, they want him…