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Watch: Tucker Carlson Blows His Bowtie, Calls Guest a 'Moron' In Expletive-Laced Unaired Segment
Fake Fox News host Tucker Carlson continues to run his game as the overly snotty, uber-conservative who knows more about everything than his liberal guests, yet he historically gets his ass handed to him on a regular basis. Like the time he got owned by Occidental College professor Caroline Heldman: Or the time he got…
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What's That Snowflake? Fox News Anchor Blasts Trump: 'Bullying Journalists Is Not Presidential'
Ohhhhhhh, now you’ve got something to say? Every since the President Trump stole the White House with the help of Russian bots and Facebook, he’s been attacking journalists. He’s stated several times that journalists are the enemy of the people and consistently calls news that is unflattering or critical of his draconian policies or his…
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Definitive Proof That Trump Is Losing His Base: Now He’s Beefing With Fox News
First, the Fat Boys break up, then the Fugees and now it looks like the love affair between Donald Trump and Fox News might be coming to an unceremonious end. The president of people who like foam designs on the top of their overpriced coffee did the unthinkable Sunday when he dragged a pair of…
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Up in Smoke: Cardi B Ethers Yet Another Conservative Woman
One day, folks are going to learn not to come for Cardi B unless she calls for them—but that day clearly isn’t today. Instead, some will continue trying to hitch their wagon to Cardi’s relevance by picking public fights with the star, just so folks like us will report on the shenanigans—and the inevitable ether…
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A Screenshot of a Boat Shoe
Spoiled milk-filled boat shoe repurposed as a moat for mice with sentience Tucker Carlson is a person who exists in the world and is paid money to say things on TV. He is, also, a racist. Which is less an accusation or an insult and more just an articulation of a relatively mundane observation. He’s…
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Advertisers Are Leaving Tucker Carlson After Finally Realizing He Is Who He's Always Been
Fox News’ Tucker Carlson just proved that even a Fox News host can never go full racist, unless he’s Sean Hannity. Advertisers are reportedly dropping from Carlson’s primetime program Tucker Carlson Tonight after he claimed on his show, on Thursday, that immigrants make America “poorer and dirtier and more divided.” According to The Hollywood Reporter,…
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Fox News' Tucker Carlson Turns On Trump: He's ‘Not Capable’ And Hasn’t Kept His Promises
President Trump must really be messing up when the frat-faced fuck boy Tucker Carlson, an employee of the president’s personal YouTube channel, Fox News, turns on him and actually begins sounding like he has an informed and unbiased opinion. Carlson told an editor at some German-language magazine“Die Weltwoche” he didn’t believe President Trump had kept…
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Wait, What? Fox News Sides With CNN in Lawsuit Against the Trump Administration
In what can only be categorized as a shocking turn of events, President Trump’s personal Speak & Spell news station, Fox News, which is basically a megaphone for all of the White House’s racists dog whistles, has joined several media outlets announcing they back CNN’s lawsuit against the Trump administration. (Of course, not too long…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was Broke Like a Month Ago, Which Fox News Hosts Found Hilarious
Fresh off her midterm election victory and the purchase of her first couch, representative-elect of New York’s 14th Congressional District, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, took a moment from representing the best of our political process to cut some faux-populist fat cats down to size. After Ocasio-Cortez’s tweet celebrating her new lease on home decor and her remarks…
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Fox News Finally Admits It’s Not News
We’ve seen it before. Everyone has had two friends who the rest of the crew knew were fucking but pretended that they were just friends. They’d laugh a little too hard at each other’s jokes or you’d catch them exchanging long glances. They swore they were just friends. Then one night, overcome by lust, you…