Donald Trump
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Trump’s at G-20, so You Know That Means He’s Tweeting Again
President Donald Trump reminds me of myself when I was in junior high school and didn’t have a girlfriend. Let me explain. I’d started a new school my eighth-grade year and I didn’t want to come in single, so I would make up stories about said girlfriend—who did exist, but we weren’t dating. Trump is…
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Trump’s Anti-CNN Video Has Racist Roots
Originator Apologizes, Then the Plot Thickens Diversity in Local TV Newsrooms Rises a Point White Founding Fathers, Diverse Progeny Writer Says NFL Network Owes Prospect an Apology After Series, Legislature to Probe N.C. Prison Abuses ESPN: The Magazine Seeks Diverse Storytellers Racial Differences Over Coverage of Mass Shootings Black Women in Diversity Posts at Apple,…
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Watch: Trump’s Handshake Rejected by Polish President’s Wife
It’s been over 150 days since President Vladimir Von Trumpelstiltskin took office, and the handshake is still a thing for old Tiny Fingers. President Ass Face and his wife, “I’m Just Here so I Don’t Get Fined,” were in Poland, and the Polish president’s wife, Agata Kornhauser-Duda, didn’t want any part of Ass Face’s tiny…
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This Might Be the Scariest Trump Video Yet
On Monday, President Donald Trump walked down the stairs of Air Force One. That part was easy. At the end of the stairs was a presidential limo so big, it’s nicknamed “the Beast.” It’s a massive limo, and it was parked at the bottom of the stairs. So ideally the president would walk off the…
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Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War
Another day, another dumbass tweet from President Tiny Twitter Fingas. I know there are those who believe that the media shouldn’t follow the tweets of the dictator-in-chief. Those who believe that his tweets only move the focus away from his work or lack thereof, but let me assure you that his tweets are important, and…
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Trump Goes on Twitter Rampage, Claims Morning Joe Host ‘Was Bleeding Badly From a Face-Lift’
Donald Trump is a messy bitch. Full stop. Wait, I just got a video message from the president: On Thursday mooring, instead of focusing his energy on his Trumpcare bill, which is suffering from severe chest pains and shortness of breath, the dictator-in-chief waded into the petty waters to attack Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough…
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Watch the President Sexually Harass a Female Reporter
President Pussy Grabber is at it again. During a call with Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar, in which journalists were present, Donald Trump thought it was appropriate to call out a female Irish reporter and compliment her smile, adding, “I bet she treats you well.” The creepy old man, who happens to run the country…
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Fake Time Magazine Cover Featuring Trump Discovered Hanging at Trump Golf Clubs
It turns out that this whole “fake news” thing may all come from the walls of Donald Trump’s golf clubs. The Washington Post reports that at least four Trump Golf clubs have featured a photo of a Time magazine cover. Dated March 1, 2009, the image features a stern-looking Trump looking as if he’s either…
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Trumpcare Vote Put on Hold Because It’s a Hot Trashtastic Mess
Senate Republicans have delayed their plans to vote on their newest Trumpcare bill because they now realize what many knew when GOP leaders locked themselves into a room to craft this deadweight anchor of a bill: It’s trash. The Senate Republicans version of Trumpcare—the Better Care Reconciliation Act—is a hot piece of trashy mess. Moderate…
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Trump Couldn’t Wait to Hit Twitter After CNN’s Fake-News Debacle
A broken clock is right twice a day, and every once in a while a reputable news organization messes up. On Monday it was announced that three of CNN’s high-profile journalists resigned after a Trump-and-Russia-related article fell apart. The story, which was published late last week and was retracted after an investigation revealed that it…