Donald Trump
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New Book Reveals That Trump’s a Garbage Person Prone to Screaming Fits and His Diet Is Trash
Donald Trump’s fired campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and top aide David Bossie have pulled the lid off the president’s trashy-ass life to reveal that he eats like a high school sophomore whose parents work three jobs and are unable to care for him properly. In Lewandowski and Bossie’s new book, titled Let Trump Be Trump,…
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Senate Passes Major Tax Overhaul 51-49, Cutting Corporate Taxes and Gutting Student Loan Write-Offs
The United States may be getting a major tax overhaul after Senate Republicans scraped their way to a victory early Saturday morning, with a bill that critics say senators haven’t read and one that gives major concessions to corporations and the wealthy. The bill, approved just before 2 a.m. in a 51-49 vote, next heads…
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Snitches, Roaches, Criminals and Rats: Yup, the Trump White House Is Definitely a Trap House
I, for one, cannot wait until 10 years from now when the best books about what’s happening in the White House today are released. Of course, whether those books are written and published and we buy and read them depends on whether the planet is still actually here, which is a bit of a toss-up…
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Michael Flynn Releases Statement After Pleading Guilty to Lying to the FBI; James Comey Responds With Epic Subtweet
Updated Friday, Dec. 1, 2017, 1:03 p.m. EST: After pleading guilty Friday to lying to the FBI about conversations he had with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, Michael Flynn released the following statement accepting responsibility for his actions: Statement by Lt. General Michael T. Flynn (Ret.) After over 33 years of military service to our country,…
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The Root’s Clapback Mailbag: Pocahontas, Potato Salad and Porch Monkeys
I have a confession. The Root’s staff is going to kill me for revealing this top secret information, but in the spirit of openness and honesty, I feel it needs to be said, so here goes: Not everyone hates us. I know it’s hard to believe. I can’t believe it myself. The truth is, although…
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Conservative Black Pastor Has Come-to-Jesus Moment, Parts Ways With GOP and Trump
The Rev. O’Neal Dozier has had enough of Donald Trump’s racism, he says. The 30-year “faithful and dedicated member” of the Republican Party wrote an op-ed for the South Florida Times on Thursday announcing that he is leaving the GOP to become an independent. “One of the main reasons I have decided to leave the…
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Trump to Reporter: ‘There’s Nothing in the World Like First-Rate Pussy’
Some time ago, there used to be a magazine called Maximum Golf, which thought it was a good idea to profile then-billionaire golf-resort owner Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golfing compound in Florida. Trump, then just a really rich asshole and not a presidential one, spotted “a young socialite,” according to the magazine reporter, and…
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My Interview With Donald Trump’s New Favorite British Xenophobe
Jayda Fransen, deputy leader of far-right political party Britain First, told me that Donald Trump gave her and her party a much-needed morality boost. Fransen was virtually unknown outside of Britain (and, arguably, inside Britain) before the president retweeted three of her anti-Muslim tweets of unverified videos supposedly depicting Muslims attacking people on the streets.…
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When Will Donald Trump Say the N-Word?
It’s going to make your eyes water. It’s going to stink. You’re going to get the bubble guts when it happens. Like an opponent with the big joker, Taco Bell diarrhea or a butt-whipping after you dared ask a black mother for name-brand cereal in the supermarket, we all know it’s coming; we just don’t…
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Access Hollywood to Trump: Nah, Son. That’s You on the Tape (I’m Paraphrasing a Bit)
Access Hollywood is not here for President Donald Trump’s games. The insider tabloid show has come out to emphatically state that the voice heard on the infamous 2005 tape that captured Trump telling then-host Billy Bush about how his celebrity allows him to sexually assault women is authentic. According to a piece published in the…