Donald Trump
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Donald Trump May Have Worn His Pants Backwards to Accentuate His FUPA
We all act like we are above it but we aren’t. We’d love to present as self-assured and completely put together, when the reality is we all depend on a little extra to make sure that when in mixed company we are stuntin’ on these hoes. My wife calls them her booty pants. Every woman…
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After Being Banned on Twitter, Trump Started a Blog. It Lasted Less Than a Month
Looks like the former president isn’t cut out for that blogging life. Just 29 days after starting his blog entitled, “How I lost everything and still feel entitled to it all” (OK, seriously, I don’t know what it’s called), Trump has called it quits. Oh wait, Jason Miller, Trump’s former aide says the blog was…
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Delusional Former President Is Telling People He Will Be ‘Reinstated’ as President by August, New York Times Journalist Reports
Former President HooHoo Von SlumLord is still smoking the MAGA dope and truly believes that he will become sitting president by August, according to a tweet Tuesday from New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman. Haberman is among a rare group of mainstream reporters who has covered the possible prisoner who has access to the fat…
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Texas Democrats Block Republican Voter Suppression Bill by Walking TF Off the House Floor
On Sunday, The Root reported that the GOPropagandist-controlled Texas Senate approved what is very clearly a voter suppression bill that was negotiated behind closed doors, pushed “earlier than usual” and one that arbitrarily makes it more difficult to vote. Well, on Sunday night, state Senate Democrats banded together to show that they are having none…
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The George Floyd Janga
George Floyd is dead. No amount of memorials, court cases, T-shirts with his face, Ad Council-sponsored commercials, candlelight vigils, social media hashtags, street activism, presidential camera op meetings, or high-minded speeches about the need for police reform changes that fact. I don’t like to use the word anniversary when it comes to George Floyd. The…
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Trump Hotel Reportedly Raised Its Rates to Keep QAnon Trump Supporters Out and…LOL!
So apparently, Washington, D.C.’s Trump International Hotel raised its prices in March in order to deter QAnon Trump supporters from visiting, and…my God, that’s hilarious. Imagine a cult leader telling his loyal cultists: “Loving me is free, but if you want to come to my house and stink up my furniture, well, that’s going to…