Now That Porn Actress Stormy Daniels Can Talk About Her Affair With Donald Trump, No One Cares

We already know what happened between porn star Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump. We know how the two met. We know that Daniels and Trump started fucking shortly after Baron was born in 2006. We know that Trump likes to be spanked with a rolled-up Forbes magazine. We know all we need to know, and unless Trump told…

Trump’s Lawyer: I Paid the Porn Star $130,000 but That Doesn’t Mean She Had Sex With the President

President Donald Trump didn’t pay porn star Stormy Daniels in an attempt to hide their reported affair. Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, paid Stormy, née Stephanie Clifford, out of his own pocket, but he won’t say why she was paid or what she was paid for. Cohen also claims that he was not…

I Wanted Stormy Daniels to Bring Down the White House, but Turns Out She’s Just Like Trump

I really wanted to believe Stormy Daniels, the porn actress who claims to have had an affair with Donald Trump and is now denying it, because I hate the president that much. I wanted to believe the earlier reports she gave claiming that the president, who was not the president at the time of the alleged affair but was…

Donald Trump Told a Woman He Was Having Sex With That She Was Just Like His Daughter: Report 

When the news of Donald Trump’s $130,000 payoff to Stormy Daniels broke on Friday, we knew that it wouldn’t be long before salacious details about their affair came out. You don’t pay someone that much money to keep them quiet about a one-time encounter. That’s some “You know some stuff about me, so please keep your…