Dec 4
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My sisters and I had this thing that we’d do whenever we were in trouble and needed a parent to sign off on…
Oct 27
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Do you know why the Department of Justice was trying to get a defamation lawsuit against President Trump by magazine…
Sep 9
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In what can only be described as the most fuckity fuckshit coming out of September (I would love to say this year,…
Feb 20
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Roger Stone, the longtime ally of President Trump who unironically dresses like a 1920 gangster and a traveling…
Feb 19
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Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, aka The White Unsullied, walked out of his Senate…
Feb 14
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On Thursday, Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, went on a tirade about his lover/homie/friend…
Feb 12
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At this point, I’m not sure why Trump is making Attorney General William Barr dance so hard. Maybe he likes watching…
Feb 11
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Oct 24 2019
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Donald Trump has long derided as some “hoax” the Mueller probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election that…
Jun 18 2019
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Apr 6 2019
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After 674 days of investigating an almost exclusively sitting president, Robert Mueller is leaving the Department of…
Mar 28 2019
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President Trump has added his voice to the dissenters of those unhappy with the recent dropping of all charges in Emp…
Sep 7 2018
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Because President Donald Trump doesn’t know how any of this works, he still believes that the Department of Justice…
May 21 2018
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Whenever President Donald Trump starts tweeting wildly and furiously, it usually means he’s bothered about the…
Apr 14 2018
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President Donald Trump, who has repeatedly shown his utter disdain for the rule of law, the FBI and the Justice…
Apr 3 2018
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I’ll bet every morning, Jeff Sessions slaps at his alarm and curses it until it finally stops going off. He probably…
Feb 23 2018
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In news that would shock only an alien who just landed in the United States on his way to Pluto and was unfamiliar…
Aug 4 2017
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Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions announced Friday that he’s going to assist in the this Milli…
Jul 13 2017
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It’s been almost three years since a Beavercreek, Ohio, police officer fatally shot a black Walmart shopper who was…
May 2 2017
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The Justice Department has decided not to charge the officers involved in the fatal shooting of Alton Sterling,…