DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Has One Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel 

President Trump is draining the swamp, and no that’s not a euphemism for the commandant in chief hitting the bathroom (well it kind of is). But if the rumors are true, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen (the woman on Trump’s staff with a random misspelling in her own name) is on her way out.

In 1 Press Conference, Kirstjen Nielsen Just Beat Out Sarah Sanders for Most Hated Person in Trump’s White House 

President Mein F√ľhrer von SpankDat is excluded from the ‚Äúmost hated in the White House‚ÄĚ game because he would win every time. Before Monday‚Äôs press conference with Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on the youth internment camps‚ÄĒwhich used to be big-box department stores or warehouses before‚Ķ

Trump Administration’s Failure to Recognize Haiti Is a Painful American Tradition

Editor’s note: Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly announced Monday that he has extended Haiti’s Temporary Protected Status for six more months. He hinted that this shortened extension will be the last, saying that TPS recipients should take “time to attain travel documents and make other necessary arrangements for…

ICE Temporarily Suspends Its Weekly List Meant to Shame Cities That Won’t Detain Immigrants

Remember how the Trump administration figured it would try to shame sanctuary cities into cooperating with its detainer requests by publishing the ‚ÄúDeclined Detainer Outcome Report‚ÄĚ on a weekly basis? Remember how the first one came out and we were all like, ‚ÄúShut up, Homeland Security‚ÄĚ? Well, apparently the‚Ķ