dating, relationships, & sex
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Things Learned After Buying My Wife A Bunch Of Flowers And Shit
(Disclaimer: I’m aware there are people who think that, since getting married, I’ve dedicated the bulk of my writing to marriage-related topics. I’m also aware that some of these people are tired of me writing about marriage-related topics. If I were the type of person who said things like “You know, out of the 142…
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How Not To Let Valentine's Day Ruin Your Valentine's Day
Did you know that, along with being Valentine’s Day, more people contract chlamydia on February 14th than any other day of the year? Of course you didn’t know that. Because I’m making it up. I have no idea if this is true. But that doesn’t matter. (Well, chlamydia matters. But the specific day you contracted chlamydia doesn’t…
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These Are The Tales, The PJ Tales, Part V
Now, let’s be clear. Going out of town to see somebody that you don’t remember but have had some great conversations with will go one of two ways: 1) you all will have the same amazing chemistry in person that you have over the phone (I’ve been on that yacht before); or 2) it gets…
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These Are The Tales, The PJ Tales, Part IV
Did I ever tell you about the one time I went to Rochester, NY? I probably didn’t. I’ve been to Rochester, NY, one time in my life. And because I am both genius and legend, I went in February, in the dead of cold in 2004. It was so cold when I landed in the…
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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 27. Unprotected Sex
Bougie Black People are known for many things. Selfies on bike trails. Coed kickball games. Groupon. Alcoholism. Day parties. Running for Congress. Pescetarianism. Tapered jeans. Delta fundraisers. Working for The Root. But while it’s true that BBP partake in many of these activities because they find them pleasurable and/or profitable, it’s also true that the…
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Actually, Some Men Do Trust Women
Because I’m the type of guy who is prone to document a personal ah-ha moment in a blog post, I appreciated what Damon wrote here the other day on inherently not trusting women; specifically, with their feelings. He wrote: But you know what I don’t really trust? What I’ve never actually trusted with any women…
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Black Twitter Flooded By Thirsty Women Springing Leaks For Black Plumbers (See What I Did There?)
Look. If you’re a man who gets upset by women paying attention to physically attractive men, or a woman who gets upset when men make jokes about your attraction to physically attractive men, leave VSB, go to your home or office supply room, find some Drano, and drink it. If you’re not upset by any…