You all would remember our dark knight, the lone cyclist who was photographed flipping the bird at Donald Trump’s motorcade as it passed her en route from his Sterling, Va., golf club? Well, no good deed goes unpunished, and that woman, now identified as Juli Briskman, has been fired from her government contracting…

I must say that I’ve never wondered what a cyclist’s legs look like after a race, but I can admit that after riding my bike a few miles, I have trouble fitting into my skinny jeans. Don’t judge me.