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Cam Newton May Have Written an Inspirational Note on Instagram, but I Can’t Read It Because He Types the Way Lil Yachty Raps

I want to give Cam Newton the benefit of the doubt and assume that his Instagram post, which includes his college mug shot photo, is a treatise about the youth of today learning from their mistakes. I want to assume that the IG post is about the trials that LiAngelo Ball is facing from his reported shoplifting spree…

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Cam Newton Says Black People Are Over Racism; Black People Just Want Cam To Stop Dressing Like Our Aunties On A Cruise

Earlier today, a GQ profile of superstar quarterback Cam Newton dropped. It's the type of story GQ has run thousands of times; spend a couple days with a handsome and famous man, marvel at how he's regarded by "regular" people, ask him about space and shit, and take dozens of pictures of him dressed in clothes only he…