Barack Obama
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Obama Congratulates Jay Z for Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction in Loving Video
President Barack Obama (not “former”—he’s still my president, damn it) gave a lovingly beautiful speech in a video congratulating Jay Z for his selection as a Hall of Fame writer. As the first hip-hop artist inducted into the prestigious Songwriters Hall of Fame, Hov must have felt honored to be in a class that includes…
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This Probably Isn’t Obama’s White House Portrait, but I Wish It Were
There’s a good chance that the image below isn’t former President Barack Obama’s official White House portrait, but I wish it were, because nothing says “First black president from Chicago” like a tan, Easter-NBA suit. In fact, the only thing missing is a long, tan fedora. On Monday, social media began sharing what appears to…
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Obama Administration Wanted to Decriminalize Marijuana
Officials in former President Barack Obama’s Office of National Drug Control Policy wanted to ease federal regulations on marijuana, but legislative and political restrictions held them back from taking their case public, according to a new report by HuffPost. The ONDCP (more commonly known as the “drug czar”) was created by the Anti-Drug Abuse Act…
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Two Cool: Prince Harry and Obama Meet in London Town
Former President Barack Obama continues his whirlwind post-POTUS tour with his lady, Michelle. The pair are looking relaxed, unbothered and clean as the board of health. On Saturday, the Obamas made a stop in London, where Prince Harry welcomed Barack Obama at Kensington Palace. Gingy and ’Bam appeared sun-kissed and sans ties. The palace reports…
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5-Year-Old Asks: ‘Where Did Barack Obama Go?’
A little girl is having a hard time grasping two concepts: 1) why Barack Obama isn’t in the White House anymore and 2) why Hillary Clinton didn’t win the election. Little Taylor had so many questions for her mother: “Why do we have another president?” Taylor asked. “So, why did he go? Where did he…
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Obama Throws Presidential Shade on Trump’s Dumbass Wall
Former President Barack Obama is entirely too dignified to get on a world stage and say that President Donald Trump is a completely inept hell spawn who wears dive goggles when he paints his skin burnt sienna. Obama will never say that the current president is a divisive heel who is so far in the…
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Old Girlfriends and Authors Are Attempting to Delegitimize Barack and Michelle’s Black Love
First they tried to delegitimize him by saying he wasn’t born in America. Then they concocted some nonsense about Barack Obama being educated in a Muslim madrassa. When that didn’t work, they tried to say he went to a church that was too black because his pastor preached “liberation theology.” After nearly a decade of…
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Why Are People Worried About Obama’s Speaking Fees When Sunkist Stalin Is the Real Scammer?
More often than not and now more than ever, once a sitting president leaves office, he does the following: treats his former status as the most powerful person on earth for the winning Lotto ticket it is. This is done by way of lucrative book fees, high-paid speaking engagements and sitting on a board or…
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Maybe Katy Perry Is Just an Asshole
All over the internet, people have been blasting the dead-behind-the-eyes Dollar Tree version of a pop princess known as Katy Perry for the shade she threw at former President Barack Obama in a recent social media post. In an Instagram Live post last week, Perry was addressing the criticism surrounding her recent Justin Beiber-like haircut:…
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Y’all, They Trying to Tear Barry Down; New Book Claims He Snorted Coke and Cheated on Michelle
A deplorable has written an “unauthorized biography” that sounds like fiction and claims that former President Barack Obama regularly snorted cocaine and was a man about town. Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama, written by Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer David Garrow, claims that before Obama rose to fame, he was once a drug-fueled, partying college…
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