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The Devil’s Mouthpiece Claims Trump Isn’t Responsible for Suspicious Packages Sent to Democrats
The Devil’s Mouthpiece aka Sarah Huckabee Sanders aka Lil’ Suckabee is doing the false equivalency thing that she’s become known for, in which she takes some shit that has nothing to do with the trash-ass administration she willingly works for and tries to pass it off as the same thing that the trash-ass president has…
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These Attempted Bombings Show How Dangerous Trump’s Rhetoric Really Is
The president of the United States condemned the attempted bombing attacks on Democrats, claiming that “political violence has no place in the U.S.” On Wednesday, law enforcement officials said “potential explosive devices” had been sent to former President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Other Democratic officials, including Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman…
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Intimidating and Terrorizing and Bombing Is What They Do. It’s What They Have Always Done
There has never been a time in American history when they haven’t used violent force to scare, bully, intimate, injure, maim, disfigure, and murder. They of course, are those who wish to curtail rights and reverse progress, and there has never been a time in America—not yesterday, not the week before, not the month before,…
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Pipe Bombs Found at the Homes of Hilary Clinton, Obama and Billionaire George Soros
Like a cut scene from The Dark Knight Rises, explosive devices have been intercepted at the homes of Hillary Clinton, former President Obama, and George Soros. On Tuesday, a pipe bomb loaded with explosive black powder was hand-delivered to billionaire political donor George Soros’ New York estate. Then on Wednesday, Secret Service agents found two…
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Undeniable Proof America Is Still Racist AF
The world is trash. Fine, the world isn’t trash, but the administration inside the White House is. That’s why I’m starting to get concerned that what once felt like an obvious one-term presidency may stick around to stink up the joint for an extra four years. Also, America is racist AF, according to this report…
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Barack and Michelle Obama Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary
Do you know what today is? It’s their anniversary! Today’s the day Michelle and Barack Obama celebrate 26 years of marriage and remind us that they’re the epitome of #RelationshipGoals. You may wear pink on Oct. 3, but on this day, the Obamas wear love and took to social media to show us how it’s…
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Damn, We Miss You! President Obama Releases His Second Wave of Midterm Endorsements
Former president of the United States, current president of Wakanda and founding member of T’Challa University, Barack Obama has released his second wave of Democratic endorsements, more commonly called the “get them the fuck outta here voters guide to success and financial well-being.” On Monday, around the time that current President HawkSpit von UpChuck was…
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Tomcat Licorice Tells Michelle Obama to ‘Sit Down,’ And She Really Don’t Want Those Problems
Earlier today, Tyrannosaurus Lobotomy crawled from out of her loft space in a Lululemon changing room trash can to tweet that Michelle Obama should “sit down” because Obama referred to her husband, Barack Obama, as a great president during a rally in Las Vegas. Of course, a trash person formulating trash thoughts and opening their…
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The Manic Pixie Lightskint, Explained
You’re back with another explainer! I never actually left. I’ve been standing here, literally right here, the entire time. Well, this is awkward now. That’s not my fault. I can’t manage your feelings and also do these explainers. Pick a struggle. Huh? Nevermind. Anyway, I’ve heard that Manic Pixie prefix before, haven’t I? Yes, the…
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When You're Black and in America, Even Victories Sometimes Feel Like Defeats
There was a moment — a few moments, actually — directly following Barack Obama’s win in 2008 when I think I felt how it feels to be a white American. I’ve never actually been white, so this thought is based on a generous presumption. But when I think of whiteness in a micro context and…
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