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RIP, Anthony Scaramucci Mane: July 2017-July 2017
Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, aka Mucci Mane—the Wall Street businessman who had an embattled first week as the White House communications director—is now out of the job. Mucci Mane, who replaced White House press secretary Sean Spicer and was instrumental in the firing of White House chief of staff (and reported Mucci Mane nemesis)…
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The Mooch Is Officially a Douche: He Texted His Wife After She Gave Birth, Saying ‘Congratulations,’ According to Report
You know you want to get the hell out when you file for divorce and you’re nine months pregnant. But that’s exactly what Deidre Scaramucci, née Ball, did when she filed for divorce from her husband of three years, Anthony Scaramucci, the vulgar new White House communications director, while she was full with child. The…
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Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Kicks Him to the Curb Like They Did Reince Priebus
Yes, there’s that old adage about karma, but we think Brand Nubian said it best: “What goes around comes back around again.” And so it goes with Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scar, aka the Mooch, aka Scaramucci Mane. Scaramucci, the new White House communications director who gleefully and crudely took part in the embarrassing undoing of…
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Why Are The Men Of The White House So Obsessed With Each Other's Dicks?
Yesterday afternoon, I read a thorough and illuminating piece from Morgan Jerkins at The New Republic, where she articulated how Trump’s presidency is hurting the book publishing industry. Her premise — and this is one several agents, authors, and editors agree with — was that the news coming out of Washington has been so bizarre…
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‘I’m Not Steve Bannon, I’m Not Trying to Suck My Own Cock’: How Scaramucci Mane Is Becoming the New Honey Badger
There is a very easy deplorables test that one can take at home, and it goes like this: If you feel bad for the new White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, or anyone one who has been inside the Oval Office in the past five months, then you probably are a deplorable.…
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‘I Can Tell You 2 Fish That Don’t Stink’: How Anthony Scaramucci Is Bringing Mob Talk to the White House
White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, is a proud Italian American who at times sounds a lot like Ray Liotta from Goodfellas. I think this is not only purposeful but also plays into a stereotypical belief about tough Italian men—and I think Scaramucci likes it this way. Let’s remember that Scaramucci Mane…