Sports
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Trump to NFL: Congratulations, You Played Yourself
The NFL went out of its way to try and appease President Oppression Von Anusmouth’s demands to stop black players from kneeling during the national anthem to protest the overpolicing of black communities. The NFL’s concession and new national anthem policy was to have players stay in the locker room while “The Star-Spangled Banner” plays—but…
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Looks Like Utah Jazz Guard Grayson Allen Will Continue His White-Privileged, Thuggish Ways in the NBA
Former Duke University guard Grayson Allen is all of the adjectives used to describe white basketball players who are relentless gritty, hard-nosed and scrappy. He’s been called a “real student of the game,” but Grayson Allen is also a term usually used to describe black men: thug. For years, Allen has been one of college…
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Oakland Raiders Cornerback Gareon Conley Sues Woman Who Accused Him of Rape, Causing His Draft Stock to Fall
In 2017, with the NFL draft only weeks aways, Gareon Conley was projected to be one of the top cornerbacks. Then he was accused of raping a woman and his draft stock plummeted. The investigation into the woman’s accusation was ongoing during the draft and Conley, who was expected to be a high draft pick,…
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It's A Boy! Steph and Ayesha Curry Welcome 3rd Child
Stephen and Ayesha Curry welcomed baby number three to their family on Monday and introduced him to the world on Wednesday, on the ‘gram of course. “My heart is FULL,” Ayesha said on Instagram, introducing her son, Canon W. Jack Curry. Ellen DeGeneres predicted back in February, when Ayesha was only around four months, that…
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Drama Queen Terrell Owens Announces Where He'll Be Spending His Time During the Hall of Fame Ceremony
NFL wide receivers are a notoriously emotional bunch. Even so, no one who played the game is more emotional then Terrell Owens. Who amongst us can forget this beauty of a video? Nevertheless, while T.O. can’t admit that he’s pissed with the Hall of Fame voters for not making him a first-ballot, unanimous selection, he’s…
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LeBron James Is Already the Greatest Laker of the 21st Century
It seems unfair for one sports franchise to receive such fortune. With LeBron’s decision to move to Los Angeles, eight of the NBA’s top 20 players ever will have played for the Lakers while in their prime. For much of this spring and summer—shit, for much of his career—LeBron’s place in the NBA’s legacy hierarchy…
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Is the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency Overtesting the 183rd Best Tennis Player in the World? Serena Williams Thinks So
While all the sports news is about LeBron James going to Los Angeles to play roundball in the shadow of Magic Johnson …. (Old Kanye interrupts) “Imma let you finish but Serena Williams is the best athlete in the world!” I know that’s hard to swallow for some of y’all, and it’s apparently hard to…
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LeBron James Joins the Los Angeles Lakers With a $154 Million Deal
LeBron fans will soon have a new team to root for! King James will be taking his talents to the Los Angeles Lakers and leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers behind. James will be playing on a four-year, $153.3 million contract, his agency, Klutch Sports Group announced on Sunday. This will be the longest deal that James…
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Now You Can Get Busy Like Wilt Chamberlain: Basketball Great's Famous 'Sex Room' Mansion Is Up For Sale
If you’re familiar with Wilt Chamberlain’s numbers, you’ll know that his most implausible record may have taken place off the court. The 7’1″ basketball legend famously claimed he had slept with more than 20,000 women over the course of his life. Now, TMZ reports, the Bel-Air mansion where a majority of those 20,000 boots are…
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Umm, the Judge in Former NFL Tight End Kellen Winslow Jr.’s Rape Case Sounds Crazy
Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. is currently facing serious time for allegedly kidnapping and raping two women and sexually assaulting three others in his hometown of Encinitas, Calif. On Thursday, Winslow’s lawyers were requesting that the ex-NFL star be released from jail, but with advancements in technology that could have video recordings mounted…