Sports
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Phoenix Suns' Guard Chris Paul Out Indefinitely Due to NBA's COVID-19 Health and Safety Protocols
In other news, I haven't been able to stop praying since this morning.
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New Number, Who Dis?
Word on the street is that LeBron James is changing his jersey number...again.
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Eager to Exorcise His Playoff Demons of the Past, Chris Paul's Time Is Now
The Phoenix Suns have everything they need to reward Chris Paul with his first NBA championship. The question is if fate, once again, has other plans.
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Kevin Durant Calls Jay Williams a Lying-Ass Liar Whose Pants May or May Not Be on Fire: 'Keep Me Out All That Corny Talk'
Jay Williams may want to hit up Maury and ask for a lie detector test because...
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Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce Becomes 2nd Fastest Woman of All-Time After Running Fastest 100m Since Florence Griffith Joyner
Usain Bolt is cool and all, but it's Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce who's got the juice.
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No Harden, No Problem; Brooklyn Nets Take 2-0 Series Lead After 39-Point Drubbing
Mondays are for blowouts. It's in the Bible somewhere.
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Misery Loves Company. Unfortunately for the Los Angeles Lakers, It Just Won't Be the Clippers Joining Them—Yet
For the second consecutive season, the Los Angeles Temecula Clippers have laid waste to the Dallas Mavericks in the opening round of the playoffs. Last year, during the unprecedented gauntlet that was the NBA Bubble, it was unsurprising. This postseason, however, their triumph has served as a statement to the rest of the league that the…
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Floyd Mayweather Wins the Degenerate Bowl In Unspectacular Fashion
I don’t hate Logan Paul. I can, however, completely understand why plenty of other people feel otherwise about him and his insufferable little brother, Jake. But personally, I get what they’re trying to do; I just choose not to play along. One person who has no problem whatsoever entertaining the Paul brothers’ shenanigans is arguably…
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I Love This Game!
After spending over a year of my life trapped inside of my apartment alone—no kids, no dogs, no Wilson—I’m off that good Pfizer and fighting through the psychological toll of such a miserable, traumatic experience by slowly pushing myself to reintegrate back into society. That means dinners and hikes and hugs with friends who have…