Politics
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Rex Tillerson Calls the President a Dumbass. Trump Calls Tillerson a Lazy Bitch
The first-world fuss fight between President Bull Shannon and his former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson continues as Tillerson noted that President Kelly Bundy is, in fact, an idiot. What was actually missed from Tillerson’s rare public appearance during a fundraiser for the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center on Thursday, was that he believes that Russia…
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Donald Trump Jr. Attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Ignorant Dog-Eating Meme
Donald Trump Jr. continues his quest for relevancy and his pointless push to outshine his father’s favorite offspring by posting highly offensive content to his Instagram account and then running to show his father how funny he can be. For some reason, Trump Jr. (aka Not-Ivanka) thought it’d be funny to post a meme to…
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Fox News' Tucker Carlson Turns On Trump: He's ‘Not Capable’ And Hasn’t Kept His Promises
President Trump must really be messing up when the frat-faced fuck boy Tucker Carlson, an employee of the president’s personal YouTube channel, Fox News, turns on him and actually begins sounding like he has an informed and unbiased opinion. Carlson told an editor at some German-language magazine“Die Weltwoche” he didn’t believe President Trump had kept…
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White House Chief of Staff John Kelly Will Reportedly Resign, Signaling the Series Finale of America
Raise your hand if you didn’t see this one coming. An actual real-life and respected Marine Corp general lasted longer than many expected in one of the most dysfunctional White House administrations since President Francis Underwood. According to CNN, the relationship between White House chief of staff John Kelly and the president has grown so…
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Trump National Golf Club Maid Comes Out As Undocumented, Surprisingly Hasn’t Killed Anyone
President Clark Griswald would have white midwesterners believe that he’s the tough-on-borders president, minus, of course, his genius immigrant wife and her parents. He would have southern whites believing that he’s the build-a-wall president that’s going to keep migrants from coming into the country and stealing all the good jobs. He would like to have…
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Emails Show Trump Diversity Official Instructed to Not Be So Hard on White Supremacists: Report
The chief diversity officer at the Department of Veterans Affairs was reportedly warned by a top Trump appointee not to condemn white supremacists violence during the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Va. According to new emails obtained by The Washington Post on Wednesday, Georgia Coffey, a VA senior executive, urged the agency to issue…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tweet-Shames Congress Members for Not Paying Interns a Living Wage
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the newly elected House representative, is continuing her crusade to not only change the way business is done in Congress but to pull back the curtain on the fugaziness that takes place on Capitol Hill. On Tuesday, Cortez took to Twitter to bash both sides of the aisle for underpaying their overworked staff…
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GOP Lawmakers in Wisconsin Rig the Game Against Incoming Elected Democrats Who Won Fair and Square
What’s happening in Wisconsin right now should be criminal. Republican lawmakers in the state passed legislation Wednesday that limits the power of the incoming Democrats who won their elected positions in November. The New York Times reports that after Scott Walker lost his bid for re-election and Republicans lost their stronghold on state government last…
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Is Mueller’s Sentencing Memo for Michael Flynn a Veiled Warning for Donald Trump?
Robert Mueller is still doing his job. Despite all the criticism from the “president” and his cronies, Mueller has continued to press forward with his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. On Tuesday, the special counsel’s office released a court sentencing memo (pdf) in which Muellersaid because of former national security…
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George W. Bush Is Just Like All of Us, He Desperately Wants to be Friends With Michelle Obama, Too
Remember that moment during Sen. John McCain’s funeral during which former President George W. Bush handed Michelle Obama a cough drop and the two exchanged a laugh? Well, on Wednesday, that moment played out again at the funeral of Bush’s father. As Dubya was greeting the distinguished guests in the front row… along with Donald…