Politics
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Ben Carson Proves the Sunken Place Is Where Rhythm Goes to Die
Ben Carson, our woefully inexperienced Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, is not only painfully inept at steering housing policy, but apparently has been exiled from Janet’s illustrious Rhythm Nation. How else can you explain this dearth of coordination at a fundraiser for Palm Beach County Republican Lincoln Day? Bruh. “Gifted Hands”, my ass. Beau…
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President Price Hike Is Ruining Black Friday
This may be your last chance at a 12-pack of flat-screen televisions, thanks to Donald Trump. With a slew of tariffs on foreign goods announced in the first two years of his tenure in the office formerly reserved for Presidents, Trump has touted his international trade strategy as a necessary tool in the administration’s geopolitical…
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Trump Wanted the Justice Dept. to Investigate Clinton, Comey, the Guy Who Took His Lunch Money in 3rd Grade… Everybody
The mafia president of the United States was reportedly shocked to learn that Department of Justice officials aren’t his personal hitmen who he can use to go after whomever he likes. According to the New York Times, if the dictator in chief (emphasis on dick) had it his way, the DOJ would’ve opened cases on…
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We're Being Too Hard on Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith
Racism is so embedded in Southern culture that Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith truly believes that she’s not racist; that her comment about being front row at lynching were not racist; that wanting to suppress the liberal vote is not necessarily racist or posing in Confederate artifacts is racist. Wait, what? On Tuesday, the same day…
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The United States of Saudi Arabia: Trump Doesn't Care About Journalist Jamal Khashoggi's Death Because He's Not a White Man
It’s now clear that Saudi Arabia has the only copy of President Trump enjoying “water sports” with Russian prostitutes, because they must have something incriminating against the president in order for him to go against the CIA’s finding that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was responsible for the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi and unabashedly…
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Walmart Wants Cindy ‘Front Row at a Lynching’ Hyde-Smith to Run Them Their Money
Walmart donated to Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith’s campaign but now say the gift was prior to her giving her notorious “Cindy Lynch speech.” Now Wally World has asked her to come to the returns and exchange counter with her receipt. According to Politico, the whole fiasco came to light after actress Debra Messing pointed out…
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Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!: ‘Crooked’ Ivanka Trump Used Personal Email for White House Business
Either God has a sense of humor or God hates us all but the fact remains that President Trump’s favorite daughter not named Tiffany was out here being reckless with her private email, using it for White House business, which, if we all remember, is exactly what has been the thorn in Trump’s side about…
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Stacey Abrams Just Revealed That Voter Suppression Almost Blocked Her From Voting
On Tuesday morning, Stacey Abrams revealed that she was told she wasn’t eligible to vote when she went to the polls to cast an in-person ballot in Georgia’s midterm election, providing her own example of how voter suppression tactics prevent thousands of people from voting. First, let’s get one narrative out of the way. Conservative…