Politics
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Lester Holt Tried It, Presses Vice President Kamala Harris on Why She Hasn’t Visited the Border
The NBC news anchor was insistent on getting Harris to explain why she hasn’t visited the Southern border, and Republicans everywhere rejoiced.
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West Virginia Turncoat Joe Manchin Continues to Blow Up Biden's Agenda from the Inside
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin is a Democrat in name only. For years, he’s prided himself as a “moderate conservative,” which is just another way of saying Republican-lite—or asshole. With the Senate wound tighter than gnat booty, Manchin prides himself as the belle of the ball, knowing that he becomes the swing vote in a…
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Donald Trump May Have Worn His Pants Backwards to Accentuate His FUPA
We all act like we are above it but we aren’t. We’d love to present as self-assured and completely put together, when the reality is we all depend on a little extra to make sure that when in mixed company we are stuntin’ on these hoes. My wife calls them her booty pants. Every woman…
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Wilberforce University Cancels Student Debt for Graduating Class
Wilberforce University, an Ohio-based HBCU, announced on Saturday that it would cancel the student loan debt of the 2021 graduating classes. Damn, all my university gave me when I graduated was a flash drive. I mean yeah, I got a lot of mileage out of that flash drive, but still. According to CNN, university President…
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Only a Florida-Sized Asshole Would Sign a Transgender Sports Ban on the First Day of LGBTQ Pride Month
Archangel Gabriel was throwing his first cookout at his new house, and he invited everyone. God was nervous when he walked into Gabe’s house because while he saw mounds of raw chicken, he didn’t see much seasoning. God noticed deviled eggs with no orange sprinkles on top. He noticed macaroni with Velveeta slices on top…
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Delusional Former President Is Telling People He Will Be ‘Reinstated’ as President by August, New York Times Journalist Reports
Former President HooHoo Von SlumLord is still smoking the MAGA dope and truly believes that he will become sitting president by August, according to a tweet Tuesday from New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman. Haberman is among a rare group of mainstream reporters who has covered the possible prisoner who has access to the fat…