Sports
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NFL Takes Page Out of Trump's Russia Playbook, Moonwalks Back on National Anthem Policy
Despite the fact that some 70 percent of its players are African American, the National Football League is a conglomerate owned by white men that markets itself to white men. So it was no surprise when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and plantation league owners ran out of the tunnel all hyped up to appease their…
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Free Agent Cornerback Adam 'Pacman' Jones Trolls Airport Attacker
Free agent Adam “Pacman” Jones, who was in a wild airport fight with a worker who was handling business until a phantom punch laid him out, would make rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine proud with his high-level trolling. On Tuesday, Frank Ragin, the man who allegedly started a fight with an NFL cornerback (because that’s smart), appeared…
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Tennessee Titans Player Jurrell Casey Will Continue to Protest During Upcoming NFL Season
Tennessee Titans defensive lineman Jurrell Casey doesn’t care what the NFL has planned for the upcoming season because he plans to protest the killings of unarmed black men, women and children during the national anthem and the football league can fine him and he still doesn’t care. “I’m going to take a fine this year,…
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15 (Usually) White Pickup Basketball Players We Need to Start Calling the Cops on Too
I’m just saying. If they’re going to call the cops on us for setting hard screens, we can easily return the favor. 1. The hairy guy with no shirt whose back is basically a sheen of sweat and fur. 2. The guy with khaki shorts and a backwards baseball cap on. 3. The hockey/lacrosse/soccer/football player…
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#FlagrantFreddy: White Man Calls Police After Hard Foul in Pickup Basketball Game
In what might be the most egregious display of Trump’s American punkishness, which includes calling the cops on people doing the most to live their best lives, cops in Virginia were actually called by a grown, white man after another player reportedly knocked him to the floor with an “aggressive screen.” The man who called…
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Floyd Mayweather Is the Highest Paid Celeb In the World
Floyd Mayweather is cocky for a reason, he is ranked at number one on Forbes list of the world’s highest paid celebrities. Mayweather, 41, raked in a cool $285 million in earnings in the last year, while the rest of are happy to find $2.85 in the bottom of our bags. Many of you probably…
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19-Year-Old French Phenom Kylian Mbappé Will Donate Entire World Cup Winnings to Children's Charity
French soccer star Kylian Mbappé showed up and showed out on the world’s largest soccer stage and knows that money is about to rain down on his life like Oprah giving away shit. Mbappé, 19, who scored four goals during the World Cup on his way to becoming one of the youngest stars on a…
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LeSean McCoy's Ex-Girlfriend Now Uncertain That Running Back Had Anything to Do With Robbery
Just a week ago, news broke that Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy’s ex-girlfriend Delicia Cordon had been savagely beaten in a robbery that she, her close friend (who shared images of Cordon’s bloody and bruised face to Instagram) and her attorney claimed was orchestrated by McCoy. Now, Cordon’s attorney, Tanya Mitchell Graham, is claiming…
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Serena Williams Soars to No. 28 in WTA Rankings, Flying Through 153 Spots
Serena Williams may have failed to clinch the win at Wimbledon, but the tennis superstar still rocketed up 153 spots in the WTA rankings after her runner-up finish, neatly landing herself at No. 28. Mind you, this is only 10 months after almost dying after giving birth to her daughter, Alexis Olympia. Wimbledon was only…
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Unbreak Our Hearts: Serena Falls in Wimbledon Finals
Alas, our greatest of all time is only human, and as such, lost in the ladies’ singles Wimbledon final in straight sets. Astonished German Angelique Kerber bested Williams 6-3, 6-3 on the infamous grass courts on Saturday. Williams, the strong favorite, had an A-List crew cheering her on, with her girl Duchess Meghan and Princess…