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Steve Harvey’s Ratings Allegedly Tanking Because of Trump Visit
After Chrisette Michelle sang for Donald Trump, she was dropped by her record label. Gospel singer Tina Campbell hooked up with Mango Mussolini and had to cancel her tour. Ray Lewis went to Trump Tower and had to repent his sins during the national anthem at a Baltimore Ravens game. And now the Daily Mail…
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Tomi Lahren’s Disrespectful Flag Costume Highlights the Hypocrisy of Whiteness
When conservatives get their high-waisted, lace-trimmed, ribbon-adorned, flowery white panties in a bunch about athletes protesting the racially motivated, unequal dispensation of justice, equality and bullets in America, their main argument always devolves into a diatribe about certain black people’s lack of respect for the flag. To white America, the flag is a quasi-religious symbol…
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Stephen A. Smith Doesn’t Think Black NBA Players Should Wear Hoodies Because Stephen A. Smith Is Stupid
The polysyllabic, jawlineless serial sayer of stupid shit, semiprofessional shucker, vapid brandisher of big words, overly animated inducer of “Whose mans is this?” forehead slope nationally known as Stephen A. Smith recently ruffled the feathers of Cleveland Cavaliers player J.R. Smith (no relation) when ESPN’s sentient scrotum sack of overly apologetic blackness insinuated that NBA…
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‘White Lives Matter’ Members Attack Interracial Couple After White Supremacist Rally Fails Miserably
Despondent after their racistpalooza festival drew fewer people than a “Make America Great Again” party at Howard’s homecoming, “White Lives Matter” rallygoers attacked an interracial couple at a Tennessee restaurant, beating a white woman bloody in the process. Organizers decided to cancel a Murfreesboro, Tenn., “White Lives Matter” protest after the Shelbyville, Tenn., demonstration fell…
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Black Twitter Is Dragging Kim Kardashian for Dressing as Aaliyah for Halloween, but Is It Cultural Appropriation?
Black Twitter is dragging the Kardashians again. I know it seems as if they do something stupid more often than Stephen A. Smith says something stupid, but in the KKKKK clan’s defense (Kim, Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and the other one … ), they are pretty stupid. And when you combine stupidity with a nonexistent sense…
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Houston Texans Players, Including Most White Teammates, Kneel During Anthem
Well, that escalated quickly. When multiple outlets reported that Houston Texans owner Bob McNair said, “We can’t have the inmates running the prison” in a closed-door “special privileged session” after owners met with players to discuss protests during the national anthem, he assumed that a simple apology would suffice in getting him back in good…
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Here Are Some Pictures of Black Kids in Halloween Costumes. You’re Welcome
This weekend, kids all across the country knocked on doors, begging for candy and threatening neighbors with “tricks” in the tradition of the annual Halloween bullying tactic in which children extort sweets from hardworking adults. Even though I only give out cough drops, bouillon cubes and throat lozenges (that’s all I could find), I still…
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Fragile Snowflake Referees in NJ Refuse to Work Football Game After Players Take a Knee
In another case of white fragility gone wild, a father-and-son referee duo refused to work a New Jersey high school football game because black players triggered the refs’ pwetty wittle feelings by taking a knee. According to the Associated Press, Ernie and Anthony Lunardelli refused to work a game between Colts Neck and Monroe high…
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#NYCStripperStrike: City’s Black Exotic Dancers Strike Against Colorism, Unfairness
While you’re sitting there worried about white supremacist terrorism, Russians subverting democracy and North Korea slingshotting nuclear bombs at us through the world’s largest spitball straw, the real apocalypse is happening in New York City. According to multiple outlets, Black Twitter and the moistness from tears of the forgotten victims—men who planned to go to…
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White Supremacists Gather in Tenn., Prove Whiteness Is Not Supreme
The slow-thinking, thick-tongued members of the master race converged on two Tennessee towns Saturday in an effort to save Caucasians from oppression, irrelevance and the secret genocide that’s always just about to happen to white people but never does. But their efforts to prove the supremacy of the white race took a slight hit when…
