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Nazi Group That Wants to Start a Race War, Overthrow US Government Tied to 5th Murder
When Orange County, Calif., authorities found the body of a 19-year-old buried in a shallow grave, investigators soon connected the killing to Samuel Woodward, a former high school classmate of the victim. Upon further investigation, information surfaced that the suspect is connected with Atomwaffen, an organization of avowed fascists who worship Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson…
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New Jersey Teacher Arrested on Charges He Offered Good Grades in Exchange for Penis Pics
A New Jersey high school teacher was arrested Friday on charges that he promised at least two students better grades if they sent him lewd pictures of themselves, prompting the necessary question: Were teachers always this nasty? NorthJersey.com reports that Jose Maria of Passaic High School was taken into custody and charged with endangering the…
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White High Schoolers Get So Racist at Basketball Game, All They Were Missing Were a Few Tiki Torches
When the overwhelmingly white Spencer Tigers hosted the mostly minority Storm Lake Tornadoes for a Jan. 19 basketball game, they were as hospitable as a Ku Klux Klan rally welcoming a Black Lives Matter group. According to U.S. News & World Report, Spencer High School in Iowa is 91 percent white, while nearby Storm Lake…
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Supreme Court Asked to Intervene in Case of 16-Year-Old Sentenced to Die in Prison
The American Civil Liberties Union, a nonprofit law firm and 26 former judges and prosecutors have asked the U.S. Supreme Court to intervene in the case of a man sentenced to 241 years for being an accomplice to a robbery when he was a juvenile. The St. Louis American reports that in 1995, Bobby Bostic…
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NFL Star Faces Felony Robbery Charges Over $15 Phone Charger
A Baltimore Ravens player was arrested and jailed Thursday after an Uber driver accused the NFL star of masterminding a whirlwind heist of a $15 cellphone charger. The criminal plot began Jan. 13 in Tuscaloosa, Ala., a city known for its glamour and wealth. Defensive back Marlon Humphrey was there allegedly visiting the University of…
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Police Officer Who Mentored Hundreds of Black Men and Boys Suspended for Reporting Racial Slur
Before you read this story, I suggest you pour yourself a tall glass of your favorite beverage (I recommend Crown Royal Apple*) because you’ll probably do a few spit takes at the unbelievable shenanigans going on in Little Rock, Ark. *Please, do not drink the Crown Royal Apple, unless you like mop water sweetened with…
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The Root’s Clapback Mailbag: The Art of the Last-Minute Clapback
Each Thursday I wade through all the mean emails, tweets, comments and direct messages sent to the writers at The Root and find the ones that warrant a response. I examine them for white tears, anger and racism and formulate a response in my head. Then I look at my computer and say: “I’ll do…
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An Unofficial Transcript of Donald Trump’s Attempt to Fire Robert Mueller
A new report has revealed that the president of wypipo tried to fire Robert Mueller only days after the veteran FBI official was hired as special counsel overseeing the splash back from the Russian pee tape. According to the New York Times, before we discovered that Donald Trump was reportedly sending money orders to porn…
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A Prayer for Post Malone, Who Says It’s a ‘Struggle Being a White Rapper’
Heavenly Savior, Today I come to you, O Lord, and humbly as I know how. In fact, I come to you so humbly that I will admit that I don’t know whether or not to pronounce the “h” in “humble.” I mean, I can see the letter right there at the beginning of the words,…
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Students at Wisconsin High School Find ‘White’ and ‘Colored’ Signs at Water Fountain
Some Wisconsin residents are crying “racism” after students at a local high school discovered signs above a water fountain, with one designating it for “White” alongside a sign for “Colored,” while many of the African-American students are calling the incident by a far more derogatory name: “A typical Tuesday at Franklin High School.” Franklin…
