Politics1/14/21Jan 148Politics1/14/21PoliticsIf the Capitol Is Closed to the Public, Why Did Some Republican Congress Members Give Tours the Day Before Insurrection?Stephen A. Crockett Jr.191It’s been a week since a violent group of terrorists stormed the Capitol looking to overthrow democracy and…
Politics1/13/21Jan 13SavePolitics1/13/21PoliticsEverything We Know About Biden’s Stimmy Package. Plus, Sen. Cory Booker and Rep. Ayanna Pressley Want to Give Babies BondsStephen A. Crockett Jr.21OK, who are we kidding? We all voted for Joe Biden for three reasons: First, he wasn’t Donald Trump, and I’m…
Politics1/13/21Jan 133Politics1/13/21PoliticsNew York City to Trump: Everything You Own Is in a Box to the LeftStephen A. Crockett Jr.129Add New York City to the long list of people and places that are no longer fucking with the lame duck president. And…
Politics1/13/21Jan 131Politics1/13/21PoliticsGTFOH Trump Watch: It’s the Remix to ImpeachmentStephen A. Crockett Jr.56After four years of tucking their ovaries away, it looks like some Republicans have finally grown a pair and are…
Politics1/12/21Jan 12SavePolitics1/12/21PoliticsTrump on Mob Violence: Riots Happen Every Day, BStephen A. Crockett Jr.44If you were waiting for Trump to take accountability for inciting a mob riot on the Capitol, then you, my friend are…
Politics1/12/21Jan 121Politics1/12/21PoliticsSecond Congresswoman Tests Positive for COVID-19 After Capitol Lockdown With MaskholesStephen A. Crockett Jr.25Rep. Pramila Jayapal has tested positive for COVID-19, making her the second congresswoman to test positive for the…
Politics1/12/21Jan 122Politics1/12/21PoliticsGTFOH Trump Watch: You Better Go Look at That Border Wall While You CanStephen A. Crockett Jr.75The wall that no one wanted has become a metaphor for Trump’s time in office: an unfinished, expensive waste of time…
Politics1/8/21Jan 83Politics1/8/21PoliticsPay Me What You Owe Me: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee Reintroduces Reparations BillStephen A. Crockett Jr.10“Is the stimmy a form of reparations?” my 1-year-old daughter asked me the other day.
Politics1/8/21Jan 82Politics1/8/21PoliticsNancy Pelosi Contacts Top General About Keeping ‘Unhinged’ President Away From the Nuclear CodesStephen A. Crockett Jr.32House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reached out to a top general to find out about adding extra steps to stop “unhinged”…
Politics1/8/21Jan 83Politics1/8/21PoliticsGTFOH Trump Watch: Look Straight Into the Camera and Pretend to Love AmericaStephen A. Crockett Jr.79After some 60 failed court attempts to overturn the election and a failed coup, the president of people who still…
Politics1/7/21Jan 72Politics1/7/21PoliticsTrump Banned From Social Media Site He Rarely UsesStephen A. Crockett Jr.23The president of people who raided Congress like Walmart was having a sale on those singing fish plaques, has been…
Politics1/7/21Jan 73Politics1/7/21PoliticsGTFOH Trump Watch: The Boredom of White-on-White ViolenceStephen A. Crockett Jr.102I must say that when I heard that terrorists were coming to town to march for their leader I was excited. Not…
Politics1/7/21Jan 7SavePolitics1/7/21Politics5 Black People That Would’ve Been a Better Choice for Attorney General Than Merrick ‘Milquetoast’ GarlandStephen A. Crockett Jr.62Merrick Garland wasn’t supposed to be eligible to become attorney general because he was supposed to be a Supreme…
Politics1/6/21Jan 61Politics1/6/21PoliticsChuck Schumer to Mitch McConnell: I Thought a Broke Senate Majority Leader Said SomethingStephen A. Crockett Jr.69On Wednesday, when it appeared that Mitch “Turtleneck” McConnell was on the verge of no longer being the Senate…
Politics1/6/21Jan 62Politics1/6/21PoliticsHere’s Everything You Need to Know About the Electoral College Certification in Congress TodayStephen A. Crockett Jr.44The first thing to know about Wednesday’s Electoral College certification in Congress is that they do a rack of shit…
Politics1/5/21Jan 52Politics1/5/21PoliticsMissouri Sen. Josh Hawley Wants Desperately to Be ImportantStephen A. Crockett Jr.33Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is doing what the kids call clout chasing.
Politics1/5/21Jan 52Politics1/5/21PoliticsGTFOH Trump Watch: The Devil Went Down to GeorgiaStephen A. Crockett Jr.114You know who really doesn’t give a shit about who wins this Georgia Senate election runoff? The president of people…
Politics12/18/20Dec 181Politics12/18/20PoliticsNo One Would Let the Government Shutdown in a Pandemic. Republicans: Hold My EnsureStephen A. Crockett Jr.22The government is at the risk of being shut down because, in the eleventh hour, some asshole senator from Fuckstick,…
Politics12/18/20Dec 18SavePolitics12/18/20PoliticsThe Petty Continues: Trump’s Defense Secretary Orders ‘Holiday Pause’ on Briefings to Biden’s Transition TeamStephen A. Crockett Jr.19Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller is following in the president’s petty footsteps as he’s ordered a…