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An Unseasoned Rioter Who Stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 Has Fled to Belarus; He Might as Well Come Back
Evan Neumann, 48, is on the FBI’s most-wanted list for his role in the Unseasoned storming of the Capitol.
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Calif. High School in Trouble After Test Asks Which Group Is Full of Complete Idiots: the KKK, All of Florida, FOX News, and Texans
Apparently there are conservative parents at Whitney High School because some folks didn’t find the test question funny at all.
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Donald Trump Jr. Is Selling T-Shirts That Mock Alec Baldwin’s Fatal Movie Set Shooting
The son of the former president thought it would be funny to sell T-shirts with the slogan ‘Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people’ on his website.
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Matt Gaetz Ignores the Law, and Now He Can’t Practice It in Florida: Report
‘He’s not a serious lawyer. He’s not a serious congressman. He’s not a serious person,’ one Florida lawyer said about Trump’s illegitimate son.
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Candace Owens Wants to Go to War With Australia. Meanwhile, Australia Is Wondering WTF Is a Candace Owens
The Black woman who doesn’t wear a bonnet at night wants to go to war with Australia. I wish this wasn’t life.
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We Have Twitter at Home! Trump to Make His Own Social Media Site Because He’s Banned on All Platforms
The president of people who put racist bumper stickers on their cars told media on Wednesday that he’s starting ‘Truth Social’ app since he’s banned on Twitter.
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How Trump’s Defense Secretary Kept His Dumb Ass from Building a Moat Filled with Alligators Around the Southern Border. No, Seriously.
The draconian dick-tator also considered shooting migrants in the leg as they crossed the border because he’s crazy AF.
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The Supreme Court Just Made It Easier for Cops to Brutalize Black and Brown People
The Supreme Court just sided with police in two separate rulings on qualified immunity, a legal doctrine shielding officers from lawsuits.
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Trump on Colin Powell’s Death: ‘He Made Plenty of Mistakes, but Anyway, May He Rest in Peace!
The president of people who eat turkey jerky just couldn’t be a decent person for once in his horrible life.
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Fox News Couldn’t Wait to Politicize Colin Powell’s Death
The fake news station touted Colin Powell’s death as proof that coronavirus vaccinations don’t work.