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Ted Cruz Is Beefing with Big Bird
The Texas Senator has picked a fight that he can’t win, and the worst part is he doesn’t even know it.
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DOJ to Investigate the Grossly Overlooked and Mismanaged Waste Removal in Majority Black Alabama County
Lowndes County, Ala., has been all but forgotten by everyone including Alabama’s state and local officials who failed to remove raw sewage.
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Republican Congressman (Whose Family Hates Him) Tweets Anime Video of Him Killing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) thought it would be funny to retweet an animated video of him killing AOC because women aren’t protected in America.
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An Unseasoned Rioter Who Stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 Has Fled to Belarus; He Might as Well Come Back
Evan Neumann, 48, is on the FBI’s most-wanted list for his role in the Unseasoned storming of the Capitol.
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Calif. High School in Trouble After Test Asks Which Group Is Full of Complete Idiots: the KKK, All of Florida, FOX News, and Texans
Apparently there are conservative parents at Whitney High School because some folks didn’t find the test question funny at all.
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Donald Trump Jr. Is Selling T-Shirts That Mock Alec Baldwin’s Fatal Movie Set Shooting
The son of the former president thought it would be funny to sell T-shirts with the slogan ‘Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people’ on his website.
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Members of Congress Helped the Unseasoned Plan the Insurrection on Jan. 6, Protest Organizers Claim: Report
Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.), Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) and others got some explaining to do.
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Matt Gaetz Ignores the Law, and Now He Can’t Practice It in Florida: Report
‘He’s not a serious lawyer. He’s not a serious congressman. He’s not a serious person,’ one Florida lawyer said about Trump’s illegitimate son.
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Candace Owens Wants to Go to War With Australia. Meanwhile, Australia Is Wondering WTF Is a Candace Owens
The Black woman who doesn’t wear a bonnet at night wants to go to war with Australia. I wish this wasn’t life.
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We Have Twitter at Home! Trump to Make His Own Social Media Site Because He’s Banned on All Platforms
The president of people who put racist bumper stickers on their cars told media on Wednesday that he’s starting ‘Truth Social’ app since he’s banned on Twitter.