• Trump Continues Man Crush on Putin: ‘It’s an Honor to Be With You’

    Even if President Vladimir TrumPutin doesn’t believe any of the intel suggesting that Russians hacked the U.S. election, he has to know that Russian President Vladimir Putin is not America’s friend. So in their first reported meeting (because who knows how many times the two met during TrumPutin’s trip to Russian brothels?) during the G-20…

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  • Trump’s at G-20, so You Know That Means He’s Tweeting Again

    President Donald Trump reminds me of myself when I was in junior high school and didn’t have a girlfriend. Let me explain. I’d started a new school my eighth-grade year and I didn’t want to come in single, so I would make up stories about said girlfriend—who did exist, but we weren’t dating. Trump is…

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  • Watch: Trump’s Handshake Rejected by Polish President’s Wife

    It’s been over 150 days since President Vladimir Von Trumpelstiltskin took office, and the handshake is still a thing for old Tiny Fingers. President Ass Face and his wife, “I’m Just Here so I Don’t Get Fined,” were in Poland, and the Polish president’s wife, Agata Kornhauser-Duda, didn’t want any part of Ass Face’s tiny…

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  • This Might Be the Scariest Trump Video Yet

    On Monday, President Donald Trump walked down the stairs of Air Force One. That part was easy. At the end of the stairs was a presidential limo so big, it’s nicknamed “the Beast.” It’s a massive limo, and it was parked at the bottom of the stairs. So ideally the president would walk off the…

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  • How Much Do Black Folks Owe Colin Kaepernick?

    Colin Kaepernick went from cornrowed, flashy-footed quarterback to full-on Afroed protester in one season. One minute he was the hot boy who women were fawning over, then he sat down during the national anthem and became the hot boy with a mind and a blowout that would make the most righteous 1960s revolutionary jealous. And…

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  • Twitter Users Offer US Ambassador Nikki Haley Some Cheese With Her Whine

    Poor U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley. She had to work on the Fourth of July, and she wasn’t happy about it. Haley’s tweet was posted after North Korea launched an intercontinental ballistic missile that scientists say could have reached Alaska. So there is that. Haley didn’t understand why keeping America safe had…

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  • Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War

    Another day, another dumbass tweet from President Tiny Twitter Fingas. I know there are those who believe that the media shouldn’t follow the tweets of the dictator-in-chief. Those who believe that his tweets only move the focus away from his work or lack thereof, but let me assure you that his tweets are important, and…

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  • We Need to Talk About Eric Holder’s Ominous 3 a.m. Tweet

    Umm, I have so many questions—like, what was former Attorney General Eric Holder doing awake at 3 a.m.? And what was he doing on Twitter? Is he always on late-night Twitter, where things have been known to get a little raunchy? Was he sliding into someone’s DMs? No judgment. Holder doesn’t tweet often, but early…

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  • Morning Joe Co-Host Mika Brzezinski Claps Back at Trump’s Mean Tweet

    One of the two is paid to talk politics, and the other is an Orange Ass Clown. The two don’t like each other very much, except that one of them isn’t supposed to be talking about the other on social media because he’s the leader of the free world—except when that leader paints his skin…

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  • A Tale of 2 Brothers: 1 Destined for the NBA, the Other a Hater

    Mohamed Bamba is the type of player college coaches drool over. He’s a 7-foot-tall big man with a 7-foot-9 wingspan who was ranked No. 3 in the ESPN 100 rankings of players for 2017. He’s a McDonald’s All-American, and the type of player who can single-handedly change a program’s charted course. In fact, ESPN wrote…

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