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Eric Trump: My Father Has to Block Out Negative Media or He’d End Up Killing Himself
So President Donald Trump’s son Eric Trump, aka Lil’ Vampire Face, aka Third Place, aka Bronze, aka Gopher Smile, says that his father has to block out the constant, negative (yet accurate) news coverage of his dismal presidency because if he engaged it, it could lead to depression and possibly make him suicidal. I think…
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NBC in ‘Total Panic’ After Megyn Kelly’s New Show Scores Really High With Old White People. What Did They Expect?
NBC decided to cast aside God’s treasure, Tamron Hall, to invest in noted deplorable Megyn Kelly, and now NBC executives are in a reported panic as Kelly seems to appeal only to old white people. And the real question here is: What did NBC expect? Before coming to NBC, Kelly was an anchor for Fox…
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Aaron Rodgers Knows the Truth, Says Colin Kaepernick Is Still a Free Agent Because of His Protest
Aaron Rodgers knows that Colin Kaepernick isn’t on an NFL roster because he had the audacity to protest the killings of unarmed African-American men, women and children at the hands of police. Rodgers noted that anyone who believes that Kaepernick is still a free agent because of his abilities and not his protest would be…
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Md. School Bans Apparel With Washington, DC, Football Team’s Insensitive Name and Logo
One Bethesda, Md., school is taking a stand against the Washington, D.C., NFL team’s racist name and has banned all children from preschool to eighth grade from wearing apparel with the team’s logo and name on it. “The term ‘redskin’ is a racial slur. Its use, whether intentional or not, can be deeply insulting and…
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Wait, Joel Osteen. Something Isn’t Adding Up
On Sunday, as Hurricane Harvey began to crush parts of Texas, Joel Osteen, pastor of Houston megachurch Lakewood, tweeted that his church was “inaccessible due to severe flooding,” and then let his Twitter followers know that they could go to an area shelter should they need help. Followers who were near the church then took…
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This Should Be Good: Donald Trump Jr. to Testify in Front of Senate Panel
Donald Trump Jr. is not a fool, but he is an idiot; there is a difference. A fool will give all his money to a man who promises to bring him back gold. An idiot will give the man all of his money and drive him home with the promise of said gold to be…
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Did Joel Osteen Really Close the Doors of His Texas Megachurch to Victims of Hurricane Harvey? Here’s What Really Went Down
Pastor Joel Osteen found himself in a heap of trouble when a social media posse came looking to burn the Houston megachurch preacher at the stake after his church’s Twitter site posted that the church, Lakewood, was “inaccessible due to severe flooding” following Hurricane Harvey, and then listed other places where those looking for shelter…
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The Face-Off Between the 2 Most Despicable World Leaders Heats Up
The president of North Korea is a socially awkward psychopath, and the president of the United States is a white supremacist sympathizer and a raging lunatic. Both men have access to nuclear weapons, and both men are currently in a dick-measuring contest that could make casualties of us all. Because North Korea can’t stop breaking…
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Here’s Why This 2-Year-Old Photo of Barack Obama Is Trending
Someone posted a photo of former President Barack Obama feeding meals to homeless and at-risk veterans during Thanksgiving from two years ago and claimed that the photo was of Obama in Texas after Hurricane Harvey. Of course the photo began trending because, if nothing else, it showed the contrast between the two administrations: the Obama…
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Shannon Sharpe, the Most Woke Sports Commentator Ever, Bashes Jim Brown: ‘I’m So, So Disappointed in Him’
Hall of Fame tight end Shannon Sharpe is not here for the dumb shit. As a co-host of FS1’s highly rated Skip and Shannon: Undisputed, he constantly checks his counterpart Skip Bayless’ position on black issues. Sharpe has also been one of the most vocal supporters of NFL free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s silent protest…

