Stephen A. Crockett Jr., Author at The Root

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Raises $3.2 Million in 3 Months Despite Being a Few Biscuits Short of a Bread Basket

Republicans are either desperate to hold on to any semblance of Trump, or they have nothing else to spend their stimulus money on, but somehow Marjorie Taylor Greene—the GOP Georgia representative that Republicans secretly hate, too—raise $3.2 million in three months. According to CNN, QGreene announced Wednesday that her reelection campaign raised all this money…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

April 8, 2021

Black Woman Snatches Former Fox News Host's Soul After She Calls Him Out for Pretending to Care About Black People

Republican SpankBang, aka Fox News, is known for its plethora of white men spouting lies to an audience of dunces. Apparently, a former Republican PornHub host named Eric Bolling (which totally sounds like a porn name) walked off a BBC News show Wednesday after another guest—and current member of the Dora Milaje, also known as…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

April 8, 2021

Nestor Is Not Going to Like This, But We’ve Got to Talk About Matt Gaetz and That Weird Tucker Carlson Interview

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), the adoptive father of Nestor—a man-boy he has not adopted—was in big trouble Tuesday evening after an explosive New York Times exposé that revealed he was under federal investigation for an alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl. And get this: it was Trump’s Justice Department, headed by evil Fred Flintstone…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 31, 2021

Can a Sexless Robot Run for President? Some Think Mike Pence Is Making a Push for 2024

Remember back a million years ago when America was under the rule of the most racist president and his sexless robot former Vice President Mike Pence? Well, it looks like someone’s done some tinkering with his mainframe because the once homeless, couch-surfing VP might be looking to make a run at the White House in…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 30, 2021

Biden Names Diverse Group of Judicial Nominees for Federal Courts, Including 3 Black Women

Look, former President Trump tried everything he could to make federal courts about as white as a NASCAR event, but leave it to Champagne Biden to undo the former president’s bullshit. On Tuesday, Biden announced a diverse group of judicial nominees, including three Black women, in an effort to reshape the federal bench to “reflect…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 30, 2021

Unemployed Former President Keeps Hating on Champagne Biden From Outside the Club

It must be hard looking at your former life and wondering what could’ve been while standing in line to get into the spot you used to run through—only to see the limo pull up and Champagne Biden wave his way into the club. Such is life for the unemployed former President Donald Trump, who can’t…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 26, 2021

A Black Woman Knocked on the Door Where a Southern White Man Was Suppressing the Black Vote. It Ended With Her Arrest

Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is a comic book villain of voter suppression. No, on second thought, that’s actually offensive to comic book villains, as they usually have nuance and finesse. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is a throwback to an old South that is blatantly racist and doesn’t give AF who knows it. Kemp straight stole…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 26, 2021

Civil Rights Leaders Pressure Senate Democrats Who Support the Filibuster: ‘They Are, In Effect, Supporting Racism’

If you want to know how racist the filibuster is, just know that it called me the n-word. The filibuster just made a joke about my ability to run faster and jump higher. The filibuster just asked me how long I’ve owned a Chrysler 300 knowing good and damn well I don’t have a car.…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 25, 2021

N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo Involved in Another Scandal and Still Won’t Step Down

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a statue of unfazed whiteness. As it stands, Cuomo is facing several claims of sexual harassment; a federal investigation into his administration’s misrepresentation of COVID-19 deaths in nursing homes; a bridge named after his father is believed to be trash; and now, it’s looking like Cuomo used all his…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 25, 2021

Surprise, Surprise: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Homeboy Was Involved in the Capitol Insurrection

In news that should be shocking to no one who’s been paying attention, it turns out that weird racists kick it both on Facebook and in real life.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 24, 2021