Stephen A. Crockett Jr., Author at The Root

Florida Governor Wants Tighter Restrictions on Mail-In Ballots Despite His Ballot Being Tossed in 2016

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is the Cliff Clavin of Michael Scotts. He’s your favorite idiot’s favorite idiot. He is literally one of the dumbest men in the world, which is Republican for “He may be president someday.” DeSantis, more like DeGoFuckYourself, is one of a few Republican governors who wants to put tighter restrictions on…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 14, 2021

Senator With No Top Teeth Tells Black Fox News Host If People Hate Cops Then ‘Call a Crackhead’ the Next Time They Need Help

There are so many things going on in this one news clip that I don’t even know where to start. But let’s take it from the top. On Tuesday, Sen. John Kennedy, (R-La.), went on Republican Spankwire, also known as Fox News, to talk about the police killing of Daunte Wright. That is the first…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 14, 2021

Barack Obama Calls for Full and Transparent Investigation Into Daunte Wright Shooting, While Biden Talks Tough to Looters

Black America’s president for life, Barack Obama, took to Twitter to call for a “a full and transparent investigation” into the fatal police shooting of Daunte Wright and for America to “reimagine policing,” which in layman terms means to stop shooting unarmed Black people. “Our hearts are heavy over yet another shooting of a Black…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 13, 2021

White America’s Favorite Honey Baked Ham Is in Twitter Jail After Coming for BLM Co-Founder for Buying House in White Neighborhood

Sports pariah and white America’s favorite lapdog Jason Whitlock is unfortunately a Black man. As such, Whitlock has found a niche in life in which his whole modus operandi is to denounce, bash, and destroy the Movement for Black Lives. Whitlock hates Black people. He hates progressive Black people even more. He really hates Black…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 13, 2021

Black Woman Arrested After Charles Schwab Deposited $1.2 Million in Her Account and She Refused to Give It Back

Quavo took the Bentley back. Don’t act like you didn’t call him petty when you learned that after Saweetie broke up with one-third of the Migos and his petty-ass took the Bentley back from his then-boo. Well, keep that same energy. Charles Schwab & Co. reportedly deposited some $1.2 million into Kelyn Spadoni’s account and…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 12, 2021

Why the Virginia Cop Who Pepper-Sprayed the Black Lieutenant Is Just Now Losing His Job

White America is exhausting. Their racism is maddening. Their reasonings, their faux outrage, their hatred for Colin Kaepernick’s kneeling, their complacency for Derek Chauvin’s knee to the neck of a Black man. And I keep getting caught up in it. We all do. Before we didn’t have proof. Technology hadn’t caught up with white America’s…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

April 12, 2021

Whew Chile, the Ghetto: Geraldo Rivera Comes for Black Fox News Guest’s Hood Pass

Geraldo Rivera will forever have the soul of Al Capone’s nationally televised bank vault. The mustached drifter will forever be an empty, vapid windbag who loves him some hot takes washed down with some sound bites. So if you asked me if I had Rivera checking a Black man’s hood pass on Fox News, aka…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

April 9, 2021

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Raises $3.2 Million in 3 Months Despite Being a Few Biscuits Short of a Bread Basket

Republicans are either desperate to hold on to any semblance of Trump, or they have nothing else to spend their stimulus money on, but somehow Marjorie Taylor Greene—the GOP Georgia representative that Republicans secretly hate, too—raise $3.2 million in three months. According to CNN, QGreene announced Wednesday that her reelection campaign raised all this money…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 8, 2021

Black Woman Snatches Former Fox News Host's Soul After She Calls Him Out for Pretending to Care About Black People

Republican SpankBang, aka Fox News, is known for its plethora of white men spouting lies to an audience of dunces. Apparently, a former Republican PornHub host named Eric Bolling (which totally sounds like a porn name) walked off a BBC News show Wednesday after another guest—and current member of the Dora Milaje, also known as…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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April 8, 2021

Nestor Is Not Going to Like This, But We’ve Got to Talk About Matt Gaetz and That Weird Tucker Carlson Interview

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), the adoptive father of Nestor—a man-boy he has not adopted—was in big trouble Tuesday evening after an explosive New York Times exposé that revealed he was under federal investigation for an alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl. And get this: it was Trump’s Justice Department, headed by evil Fred Flintstone…

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Published

March 31, 2021