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Donald Trump Sounds Crazy at Easter Egg Roll, Tells Children the Military Is at a Level They’ve Never Seen Before
President Donald Trump is crazier than a shit-house rat. I don’t know what a shit house is or why shit-house rats are crazier than normal rats, but I do know that Trump is even crazier. On Monday, Trump dyed his body with orange Easter egg paint and greeted the children for the annual Easter Egg…
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Trump Invited Vladimir Putin to the White House; Expect the President to Change His Relationship Status on Facebook
The president has swiped right, and it looks like he’s ready to take his international Grindr relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin all the way, as reports are stating that Donald Trump has invited Putin to the White House. According to the Washington Post, during a phone call earlier this month in which Trump congratulated…
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Even Usain Bolt Doesn’t Want It With ‘the Freeze’
“The Freeze” might be the best thing to happen to baseball since Marge Schott was forced to sell her controlling interest of the Cincinnati Reds for managing the team the way Donald Trump presidents America. For those who don’t care much for the slow-action baseball, the Freeze is looking to speed things up. The Freeze…
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Hillary Clinton Was Paid $7,000 Less Than Snooki From Jersey Shore for a Speech at Rutgers University: Report
One would assume that losing the presidential election to the human equivalent of a tall white kitchen trash bag tinted orange from day-old grease would be the furthest from grace that Hillary Clinton could fall. Well, one would be wrong. According to a report at NJ.com, Clinton, who once commanded speaking fees of up to…
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Here’s Why Trump Blasted Amazon on Twitter (Hint: It Has Nothing to Do With Amazon)
During the president’s Thursday-morning bathroom time, in which he forces all of his assistants to talk to him through the door, the president did his usual random morning toilet tweeting, this time railing against Amazon.com. So let’s examine this tweet fully. First off, there is no racist dog whistle in this tweet, since Donald Trump…
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Of Course Trump Called to Congratulate Roseanne on Her TV-Show Reboot—It’s Helping to Normalize ‘MAGA’ Hate
In real life, Roseanne Barr is a rich white woman who loves Donald Trump. On her TV show, Roseanne, Barr plays a blue-collar, working-class white woman who loves Donald Trump. While the real-life Roseanne is part of a head-scratching 53 percent of white women who voted for Trump and against their self-interests, Barr’s small-screen persona,…
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Donald Trump Jr. and Former Danity Kane Singer Weren’t Just Having an Affair; They Were Trying to Have a Baby: Report
I want to make this clear: I derive no joy from reporting these types of stories. Psyyyyyyyyyyych. There is a part of me that gets immense joy in blogging about the extramarital messiness of the Trumps. It’s as if the god of petty knows that if we must endure a dystopian Donald Trump regime, then…
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Can Someone in the White House Run and Get the KFC Bucket off the Old Fool’s Head? He’s Recklessly Tweeting Again
President Krusty Fried Cuckold—wait, did you see what I did there? KFC? OK, let me start over. Donald Trump is recklessly tweeting again, and he’s using all caps and throwing his weight around. Somehow, someone inside the White House left the child lock off of his phone, and I guess during his morning session of…
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Howard Stern to Donald Trump: Get Out of the White House
Radio host Howard Stern is a little annoyed that his friend and frequent guest on his radio show, President Donald Trump, hasn’t reached out to him for advice on how to handle the accusations from porn actress Stormy Daniels. For those of you who don’t wade in thot waters (talking about the president here, not…
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Is Journalist April Ryan on a White House Blacklist After Asking About Stormy Daniels?
Veteran journalist April Ryan continues to do the Lord’s work just by walking into the White House—which I’m sure at this point smells like moped smoke and zoo dirt—and asking the tough, hard-hitting questions that no one else is asking. On Tuesday, Ryan noticed that White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, didn’t…
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