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Ted Cruz Continues Courting Trump, Files Lawsuit for His Boo to Reclaim Millions He Gave to Campaign
The Texas senator believes Trump is entitled to millions he loaned his campaign.
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Lester Holt Tried It, Presses Vice President Kamala Harris on Why She Hasn’t Visited the Border
The NBC news anchor was insistent on getting Harris to explain why she hasn’t visited the Southern border, and Republicans everywhere rejoiced.
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Civil Rights Leaders Meet With Sen. Joe Manchin In Hopes That He’ll Be Less Racist
If only the West Virginia senator loved Black voting rights the way he loves white supremacy
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West Virginia Turncoat Joe Manchin Continues to Blow Up Biden's Agenda from the Inside
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin is a Democrat in name only. For years, he’s prided himself as a “moderate conservative,” which is just another way of saying Republican-lite—or asshole. With the Senate wound tighter than gnat booty, Manchin prides himself as the belle of the ball, knowing that he becomes the swing vote in a…
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Donald Trump May Have Worn His Pants Backwards to Accentuate His FUPA
We all act like we are above it but we aren’t. We’d love to present as self-assured and completely put together, when the reality is we all depend on a little extra to make sure that when in mixed company we are stuntin’ on these hoes. My wife calls them her booty pants. Every woman…
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The Trump Administration Secretly Seized the Phone Records of 4 New York Times Reporters
In an attempt to stop the Titanic-sized leaks coming from inside the White House, the Trump administration, enabled by evil Fred Flintstone’s Department of Justice, secretly seized the phone records of four New York Times reporters. According to The Week, “The Biden administration has already informed CNN and The Washington Post that the phone records…
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After Being Banned on Twitter, Trump Started a Blog. It Lasted Less Than a Month
Looks like the former president isn’t cut out for that blogging life. Just 29 days after starting his blog entitled, “How I lost everything and still feel entitled to it all” (OK, seriously, I don’t know what it’s called), Trump has called it quits. Oh wait, Jason Miller, Trump’s former aide says the blog was…
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Top UNC Journalism Donor Outed as Being Against the University Hiring Nikole Hannah-Jones Over 1619 Project
When you donate $25 million to a university to get your name on a building, then you have a right to say what you want done and who gets hired. If that school is in the South, then chances are the donor is a white man, and his views are most likely Southern AF. I…
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President Biden, Much Like America, Is Waiting for the Black Woman to Fix It
President Weekend at Bernie’s is willing to sign his name to the group project knowing that he didn’t do any of the work. Speaking during his trip to Tulsa, Okla., to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre, President Biden handed the large task of protecting voting rights off to his vice president,…
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Only a Florida-Sized Asshole Would Sign a Transgender Sports Ban on the First Day of LGBTQ Pride Month
Archangel Gabriel was throwing his first cookout at his new house, and he invited everyone. God was nervous when he walked into Gabe’s house because while he saw mounds of raw chicken, he didn’t see much seasoning. God noticed deviled eggs with no orange sprinkles on top. He noticed macaroni with Velveeta slices on top…





