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Trump Blasts 60 Minutes For Accurately Reporting About His Zero Tolerance Policy
One of the president’s aides might want to walk into the darkened cave quarters where the presidential casket is kept and explain to the commander in chief how his “zero tolerance” police differs from the policies before his. In fact, maybe one of them could just yell into the dangerous cavern where he sleeps, “We…
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Trump Is Rage Tweeting Again, Which Means the Russian Walls Are Closing In
Over the course of one of the worst administrations in the history of the United States, we’ve all learned one thing: Whenever President Trump starts rage tweeting something is going right for the world and drastically wrong for him. On Monday, the president called out special counsel Robert Mueller and the investigation into the obvious…
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Black America's Forever President Barack Obama Volunteers at Chicago Food Bank
While the punk-ass president continues to desecrate the highest office in the land, black America’s forever president and current president of Wakanda, Barack Obama, continues to make us miss him after he made a surprise visit to volunteer at the Greater Chicago Food Depository. According to ABC 7 Chicago, arguably the best president to step…
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Trump Wanted the Justice Dept. to Investigate Clinton, Comey, the Guy Who Took His Lunch Money in 3rd Grade… Everybody
The mafia president of the United States was reportedly shocked to learn that Department of Justice officials aren’t his personal hitmen who he can use to go after whomever he likes. According to the New York Times, if the dictator in chief (emphasis on dick) had it his way, the DOJ would’ve opened cases on…
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We're Being Too Hard on Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith
Racism is so embedded in Southern culture that Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith truly believes that she’s not racist; that her comment about being front row at lynching were not racist; that wanting to suppress the liberal vote is not necessarily racist or posing in Confederate artifacts is racist. Wait, what? On Tuesday, the same day…
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The United States of Saudi Arabia: Trump Doesn't Care About Journalist Jamal Khashoggi's Death Because He's Not a White Man
It’s now clear that Saudi Arabia has the only copy of President Trump enjoying “water sports” with Russian prostitutes, because they must have something incriminating against the president in order for him to go against the CIA’s finding that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was responsible for the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi and unabashedly…
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Walmart Wants Cindy ‘Front Row at a Lynching’ Hyde-Smith to Run Them Their Money
Walmart donated to Mississippi Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith’s campaign but now say the gift was prior to her giving her notorious “Cindy Lynch speech.” Now Wally World has asked her to come to the returns and exchange counter with her receipt. According to Politico, the whole fiasco came to light after actress Debra Messing pointed out…
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Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!: ‘Crooked’ Ivanka Trump Used Personal Email for White House Business
Either God has a sense of humor or God hates us all but the fact remains that President Trump’s favorite daughter not named Tiffany was out here being reckless with her private email, using it for White House business, which, if we all remember, is exactly what has been the thorn in Trump’s side about…
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White House Taps Out, Deplorables Drop Fight to Revoke Jim Acosta's Press Pass
It might have been the crane kick or the leg drop but either way, CNN came off the top rope, pinning the White House for a three count to win the “Fuck Your Press Pass” battle royale as the Trump administration officially ended its effort to keep CNN reporter Jim Acosta from being able to…
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The Petty President vs. CNN's Jim Acosta: Round Two
Just in case you haven’t been following the White House beef with CNN’s Jim Acosta, the story goes like this: During a press conference, Acosta asked President Donald Trump why he kept hyping up the migrant “invasion” when reports noted that the migrants were at least a month away. The president basically responded like a…

