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Boxer Adrien Broner Cuffed in Miami After Yelling at Cops. Maybe the Police Tried to Holla at Him
One-time boxing champion Adrien Broner, who is absolutely not gay, was handcuffed by Miami police for being Adrien Broner. That is absolutely not an indictment on police, as Adrien Broner is an asshole of epic proportions. According to TMZ Sports, Broner was walking with his entourage, which included really good boxer Gervonta Davis, when he…
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Robert Mueller and His Wack Report Went Out Like a Bad Knee, and This Isn't the First Time
Special Counsel Robert Mueller was supposed to find the pee-pee tapes. Instead he went out like Geraldo opening Al Capone’s vault. In fact, there was more in Capone’s vault than has been released from Mueller’s findings. The big takeaway from Mueller’s report, according to a four-page summary released by Attorney General William Barr, is that…
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Virginia Police Pull Guns, Handcuff College Students Over Broken Tail Light. Cop Claims Supreme Court Gives Him the Right
Four Virginia University of Lynchburg …Wait, there is an actual place called Lynchburg and black people are there? This story is over; the police did whatever the black kids said they did. The place is called L-Y-N-C-H burg, which is obviously named after lynchings! I mean Virginia is in the damn South where lynchings ……
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Trump Continues His Beef With Dead War Hero John McCain, and This Time Blames It on the Media
President Trump doesn’t consider fighting with a dead war hero to be an unfair fight because the commander-in-chief is dead inside. As far as he sees it, late Arizona Sen. John McCain is fair game. During an interview with Fox Business that aired Friday, Trump blamed McCain (R) for giving the FBI a controversial dossier…
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Rep. Steve King: Hurricane Katrina Victims Were Begging for Assistance, Not Like Iowans
Years from now, the most offensive Halloween costume won’t be blackface. It will be dressing as Iowa Republican Rep. Steve King. For the 1,846th time while in office, King has removed all doubt about his white supremacist leanings and put his boat shoe in his Anglo-Saxon trash hole, claiming that Hurricane Katrina victims—most of whom…
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ACLU and Center for Media Justice Sue FBI for Records on Surveillance of Black Activists
America has a history of secretly surveilling black organizations that gather in the name of equal rights. It happened during the 1950s and 1960s, through the notorious Counterintelligence Program (“COINTELPRO”). It happened with the Black Panthers and during the black uprising of negro leaders including Ida B. Wells, Marcus Garvey, Martin Luther King Jr, and…
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Everbody Loves Beto O'Rourke, Including Jared Kushner's Lil Brother Joshua
In an overly-crowded Democratic field, Beto O’Rourke has emerged as the dunking white guy. You know the white guy on the basketball court who shocks everyone when he can dunk? Or the white guy that pledges a black frat and can do all the dance moves and is beloved because he shouldn’t be able to…
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President Bone Spurs Continues His Assault on Dead War Hero John McCain and Even His Base Doesn't Like It
President Trump’s children, Sens. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), will fight for their father no matter the circumstances, but beefing with a dead war hero is a bridge too far even for the president’s most famous sons. For some reason, unknown to Satan and the birds that kicked it with the Wicked Witch…
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Come On Joe, Not Like This: Biden Is Clout Chasing, Mulling Over Naming Stacey Abrams as Running Mate: Report
Former Vice President Joe Biden is a lot of things, but a fool isn’t one of them. OK, fine, a fool is one of them, but this next move, if true, is so obviously clout chasing that it’s embarrassing. According to sources very high up in Biden’s business, the BFF to the best president to…
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Hey Everyone, Boxer Adrien Broner Isn't Gay and He Wants the World to Know During Vile, Homophobic Rant
Looks like boxer Adrien Broner’s masculinity is so fragile that he had to go on a caveman-esque, homophobic disturbing rant that he titled a “PSA” to gay men who might be interested in him. “If any f-g, punk ass nigga come run up on me, trying to touch me on all that gay shit, I’m…

