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The cold, cold Inauguration Day may have been filled with confusion regarding which locations were available for public viewing and which changes were made to the D.C. Metro schedule, but nothing was more confusing than Obamaโ€™s actual swearing-in ceremony. Somewhere in the middle of Obama and Chief Justice John Robertsโ€™ back and forth, a flub was made that had everyone saying, โ€œhuh?โ€ Both first-time participants of the presidential swearing-in process, the two resolved the minuscule matter later with a do-over in the White House. But not after commentators and conspiracy theorists made it the biggest deal in the world.

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Remember how โ€œintenseโ€ officials claimed the vetting process would be for President Obamaโ€™s cabinet members? Rightโ€”about as intense as a kidโ€™s first visit to the dentistโ€™s officeโ€”seems scary, but once under the laughing gas, itโ€™s actually not bad at all. One Cabinet nominee dropped out after another, due to either a) tax issues or b) a shady business history, making all of us wonder if they thought no one would notice.

I propose renaming โ€œThe Rush Limbaughโ€ show โ€œPlease, Somebody Listen to Me Talk Smack About the President Because I Need Ratings Showโ€ (all in favor, say aye). What hasnโ€™t he said about Obama this year? From health care to the Nobel Prize, Limbaugh has been lobbying to play the antagonist in the fictional Barack Obama movie.

The crazies of the world rejoiced when they made it to the mainstream media spotlight. The Birther Movement reached its peak this summer with โ€œexpertsโ€ appearing on some of the countryโ€™s most โ€œreputableโ€ news stations, denouncing the presidentโ€™s citizenship. The Daily Showโ€™s Jon Stewart analyzed it best.

After Cambridge police arrested Henry Louis โ€œSkipโ€ Gates Jr. for breaking into his own home, President Obama said the police โ€œacted stupidly,โ€ sparking the most unnecessary controversy in the history of the world. Now if he would have lied and said something pleasant about the Cambridge police, he would have run the risk of having a congressman shout โ€œYou lie!โ€ at him again. Just canโ€™t win, huh, Prez?

Just when we thought she couldnโ€™t do any more damage, she proved us wrong. Thanks, Sarah Palin, for introducing the world to the term โ€œdeath panels.โ€ Another job well done.

Remember the opponents who said that Obama would ruin โ€œtraditional American family valuesโ€ if he won the presidency? You know the same ones who carried guns to town hall meetings and waved signs of Obama with a Hitler mustache? Are these the values they spoke of?

Sure, we can expect distasteful outbursts from crazies at town halls or behind a desk at Fox News, but from a Congressman during an address by the president? Where are the parliamentarians when you need โ€˜em?! Can someone get this fool a copy of Robertโ€™s Rules of Order? We appreciate passion and fervor from our elected officials, but shouting โ€œYou lie!โ€ during a nationally televised session of Congress counts for neither of the two.

Possibly the first time his international celebrity didnโ€™t have the desired effect, Obamaโ€™s personal bid for the Olympics to come to Chicago was quite risky. And after being dropped in the first round, it was also quite embarrassing. He may be the first to do many things, but heโ€™s also the first to get a proverbial slap in the face from the Olympics committee. Ouch.

The White House officially declared war on the โ€œunbiasedโ€ Fox News network. After months of slanted reports and commentary from Rupert Murdochโ€™s minions (that means you, Glenn Beck), I guess the White House drew the line when Fox Newsโ€™ initial coverage of Obama winning the Nobel Prize totaled 2.11 minutes and was overshadowed by reports of a pumpkin cannon. Seriously. โ€œLetโ€™s not pretend theyโ€™re a news network,โ€ said White House communications director Anita Dunn. Tell โ€˜em why youโ€™re mad, son.

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