is an intern at The Root and senior journalism major at Howard University.
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The cold, cold Inauguration Day may have been filled with confusion regarding which locations were available for public viewing and which changes were made to the D.C. Metro schedule, but nothing was more confusing than Obamaโs actual swearing-in ceremony. Somewhere in the middle of Obama and Chief Justice John Robertsโ back and forth, a flub was made that had everyone saying, โhuh?โ Both first-time participants of the presidential swearing-in process, the two resolved the minuscule matter later with a do-over in the White House. But not after commentators and conspiracy theorists made it the biggest deal in the world.
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Remember how โintenseโ officials claimed the vetting process would be for President Obamaโs cabinet members? Rightโabout as intense as a kidโs first visit to the dentistโs officeโseems scary, but once under the laughing gas, itโs actually not bad at all. One Cabinet nominee dropped out after another, due to either a) tax issues or b) a shady business history, making all of us wonder if they thought no one would notice.
I propose renaming โThe Rush Limbaughโ show โPlease, Somebody Listen to Me Talk Smack About the President Because I Need Ratings Showโ (all in favor, say aye). What hasnโt he said about Obama this year? From health care to the Nobel Prize, Limbaugh has been lobbying to play the antagonist in the fictional Barack Obama movie.
The crazies of the world rejoiced when they made it to the mainstream media spotlight. The Birther Movement reached its peak this summer with โexpertsโ appearing on some of the countryโs most โreputableโ news stations, denouncing the presidentโs citizenship. The Daily Showโs Jon Stewart analyzed it best.
After Cambridge police arrested Henry Louis โSkipโ Gates Jr. for breaking into his own home, President Obama said the police โacted stupidly,โ sparking the most unnecessary controversy in the history of the world. Now if he would have lied and said something pleasant about the Cambridge police, he would have run the risk of having a congressman shout โYou lie!โ at him again. Just canโt win, huh, Prez?
Just when we thought she couldnโt do any more damage, she proved us wrong. Thanks, Sarah Palin, for introducing the world to the term โdeath panels.โ Another job well done.
Remember the opponents who said that Obama would ruin โtraditional American family valuesโ if he won the presidency? You know the same ones who carried guns to town hall meetings and waved signs of Obama with a Hitler mustache? Are these the values they spoke of?
Sure, we can expect distasteful outbursts from crazies at town halls or behind a desk at Fox News, but from a Congressman during an address by the president? Where are the parliamentarians when you need โem?! Can someone get this fool a copy of Robertโs Rules of Order? We appreciate passion and fervor from our elected officials, but shouting โYou lie!โ during a nationally televised session of Congress counts for neither of the two.
Possibly the first time his international celebrity didnโt have the desired effect, Obamaโs personal bid for the Olympics to come to Chicago was quite risky. And after being dropped in the first round, it was also quite embarrassing. He may be the first to do many things, but heโs also the first to get a proverbial slap in the face from the Olympics committee. Ouch.
The White House officially declared war on the โunbiasedโ Fox News network. After months of slanted reports and commentary from Rupert Murdochโs minions (that means you, Glenn Beck), I guess the White House drew the line when Fox Newsโ initial coverage of Obama winning the Nobel Prize totaled 2.11 minutes and was overshadowed by reports of a pumpkin cannon. Seriously. โLetโs not pretend theyโre a news network,โ said White House communications director Anita Dunn. Tell โem why youโre mad, son.
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