I’d have paid good money to see Susan’s face when she noticed Barack Obama in the White House:

“Hello, Officer, it’s me, Susan. There’s a black man in the White House. He must have broken in. This cannot be right. I don’t feel safe.”

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What if Susan found her ass in Wakanda?

“Hello, Officer, it’s me, Susan. There’s an obscene number of coloreds screaming something about Wakanda being forever. They’re being led by a panther. A black? Do they allow animals out of the zoo?! I don’t feel safe.”

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Just think of how Susan would feel if she wound up in the infamous
Sugar Shack painting:

“Hello, Officer, it’s me, Susan. I’ve found myself at an ethnic gathering and they keep claiming it’s lit. I think they’re about to start a fire. I don’t feel safe.”

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Take a look at a few of the other memes making their way around the internet:

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Being black in America is already an exhausting task, and now we have to deal with Susan and her trigger-happy fingers. To the Susans and their white brethren of the world, if you feel the need to call the cops, please look at this handy info graphic. Also feel free to have this graphic accompany your raisin-filled potato salads at your next office function. It’ll also make a great holiday card:

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