This Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Turkey Is Flaming-Hot Trash

What happens when you attempt to be edgy and provocative for Thanksgiving? You end up creating the most trash-ass recipes that one could think of, and a website like Delish will label it the next greatest thing. But they lied. Suggested Reading A Burger King Employee Throws a Drink on a Child in Viral Video, and…

What happens when you attempt to be edgy and provocative for Thanksgiving? You end up creating the most trash-ass recipes that one could think of, and a website like Delish will label it the next greatest thing. But they lied.

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Turkey is bad enough, but the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Turkey created by Reynolds is trash. I urge you to just serve your regular dry-ass turkey for Thanksgiving. Your guests will thank you.

This has been a Thanksgiving Day public service announcement. But if you must punish your dinner guests, head over to Reynolds’ site for more trash-ass turkey recipes.

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