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  • 10 Things Your Bitch Ass Better Not Do At Thanksgiving Dinner

    20 years or so ago, Thanksgiving officially surpassed Christmas as my favorite holiday. Because that’s around the time “food” finally surpassed “new wallets and sweaters from The Gap” on my importance scale. Anyway, if you don’t want to ruin it for everyone, here’s what not to do. 1. Undercook the turkey Unlike other family gatherings…