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R. Kelly and the Black People on the Wakanda Travel-Ban List
During an emergency meeting at 7:27 p.m. Wednesday, the past, present and future residents of Wakanda went to the Black Twitter polls and voted to ban all attempts at entry by Grammy Award-winning singer and world-renowned urinator R. Kelly. It began when the crooner known for loving 11th-graders and singing the song “12 Play” posted…
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Steve Harvey’s New Year’s Eve Outfit Is the 1st Casualty of Black Twitter for the 1-8
I guess that Trump Plaza photo op got Steve Harvey something besides the ire of black folks and lost viewership. The big-toothed comedian appeared as a host for Fox TV’s New Year’s Eve With Steve Harvey: Live From Times Square in Big Mama’s white coat, a hoodie of sorts to cover his ears, and a…
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The 2017 List of People We Don’t Eff With Anymore
As 2017 winds to a close, once again we document the people whose cookout invitations have been rescinded. This is our third year officially documenting those who have made a permanent residence out of the proverbial curb to which they have been kicked by black America. Previous inductees into this Hall of Shame include wypipo,…
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After Skinnin’ and Grinnin’ for Trump, Steve Harvey Says He Should Have Listened to His Wife and Skipped Meeting
Steve “Chompers” Harvey—who famously met with Donald Trump earlier this year and then spent the next several months caping for the monster that is in the highest position in the country—now says he should have listened to his wife and skipped the meeting entirely, according to a recent interview. Harvey recently sat down with the…
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Steve Harvey to Flint, Mich., Resident: ‘Enjoy Your Nice Brown Glass of Water’
The marginally talented mustache who makes millions screaming, “Survey says!” used the Flint, Mich., water crisis as a punch line for a joke on his radio show Wednesday morning. According to MLive, The Steve Harvey Morning Show took a call from a Flint resident who said of the Cavaliers’ NBA Finals loss that “Cleveland didn’t…
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Steve Harvey’s Ex-Wife Plans to Sue Him for $60,000,000
Steve Harvey’s ex-wife Mary Shackelford is planning to sue him for $60 million and says he ruined her life. Shackelford’s lawsuit includes allegations of child endangerment, torture, conspiracy against rights, intentional infliction of emotional distress, breach of contract and even “soul murder.” “Soul murder is achieved by a combination of torture, deprivation and brainwashing,” the…
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Unique Views, Episode 42: When Stuntin’ Goes Wrong
Adulting is hard. This week I complain to podcast co-host Stephen A. Crockett Jr. the third that I’m having a rough time trying to keep up with all the things life gives adults. He does something that surprises me: He listens and even offers me advice. Stephen then goes on to let me know that…
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Steve Harvey to Show Staff: ‘Do Not Approach Me’
Steve Harvey may seem all chummy with his BFF Donald Trump and appear to be a pretty easygoing guy who likes to laugh it up with his guests on television, but Harvey’s work persona may be a little bit on the icy side, according to an employee memo. The memo, which was posted on Robert…